wonkey honkey

(Noun/Adverb)

1. A wonkey honkey is the whitest dumbshit you may ever meet.

2. When the honkey cracker is being weird as fuck.

Sam, stop being a wonkey honkey you fucktard hamzilla.

by Murderous_mayo_munchkins April 30, 2021

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Wonkey Donkey

When you’re having sex in a sideways position for a long time and you pull out and your penis is off to the side. It can also refer to having sex and getting stuck together.

A wonkey donkey can also refer to a person who is not very bright and a little off.

I was fucking Noel from her left side and pulled out to find my dick had gone all wonkey donkey.

Mandy and Lauren were fucking from behind and got stuck like a wonkey donkey.

Autumn couldn’t believe Katie was acting so embarrassing and acting like a wonkey donkey at the bar.

by SoHa19 March 02, 2019

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wonkey donkey

when you have bent dick

angus has a really big wonkey donkey

by big boy 96 November 12, 2018

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wonkey hoop

A perfectly normal animal, originating from Heeley's ass. This disgustingnnnnesss of this animal is increased by the fact that heeley willingly takes part in ass rape, with him as the victim.

Get rid of that wonkey hoop dave, you bloody well brought it here and it stinks of cheese and your damn filthy ass.

by i_hate_heeley_man June 11, 2004

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