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cock worshipping

n.

1. Devoting one's life to admiring, obtaining, and serving cock. Fulfillment is only achieved by thoroughly pleasuring the cock to ejaculation, not through the worshipper's own orgasm.

2. Being so obsessed that dick is the first thing one thinks about when they wake up, the motivation that gets them through the day, and the last image in their minds eye before falling asleep and dreaming of dick.

3. A sexual activity that involves kneeling before a penis, gazing at it, playing with it, kissing it, licking it, and sucking it slowly and deliberately to prolong the experience. Often includes ball sucking and rimming to show absolute reverence for the man and his cock.

4. As was done in some ancient primitive cultures, idolizing the phallus as a powerful deity containing the spark from which all life emanates.
1. After putting me in the friendzone, Becky confessed she's into cock worshipping. So, when we hang out, she's always sexting other guys, looking at their dick pics, or having me give her rides so she can give them head.

2. I love Becky, hanging out with her, and being her roommate and her bestie. But, sometimes I wish we could talk about something besides other guys dicks and how she loves being a cock worshipping slut.

3. I often wait in my car for an hour or more while Becky provides cock worshipping service to a guy she just met on Tinder.

4. When Becky decorated our apartment with phallic statues and artwork, I realized cock worshipping had become her religion.
by NeverGonnaGetIt69 July 16, 2021
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woosh

This, along with the joke, had gone over your head.
You: It's not funny that's a serious issue!

Joker: WOOSH!

You: *Looks up woosh on Urban Dictionary*
by Your real name (i rebel LOL) August 22, 2011
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Spooky Woosh

That feeling you get when you suddenly and severely have to go to the bathroom. Sometimes your body will say “you will crap your pants in 3…2…1…” and you have to trackstar to the bathroom.
Every time I eat dairy foods, I get a spooky woosh.”
by General Ray November 12, 2021
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Dog Worshippers

People who give human names to their dogs, take their dogs everywhere they go (especially 'dog friendly' restaurants), enroll their dogs in 'doggy daycare', and basically believe their dogs are their children when in reality they are animals that, when given the chance, will eat their own shit.
The Smith family are dog worshippers. They do not have kids of their own. Oh lemme check that, they think their fucking dogs are their children and treat their mutts better than most humans with whom they come in contact.
by Poop Stain Barney August 14, 2011
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Worship Jamz

The new "Kidz Bop" craze thing. This time, it's non talented kids singing to songs about Jesus and worshipping. Just as crappy as the Kidz Bop kids.
"Kidz Bop and Worship Jamz are bought by soccer moms and others who want clean music for their kids."
by Baha June 1, 2005
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muscle-worship

vb. also muscle-worshipping,

1. The admiration of muscles.
2. Feeling the tightness and strength of a particular muscle (biceps, triceps, etc.)

Similar to body-worship, but the person being worshipped is flexing his muscles. It's usually not as sexual as body-worship because it's focused mainly on how strong and defined a particular muscle feels; although many people do get aroused by this.

Usually performed by the person who loses in a contest of strength.
After Jim beat Jon arm wrestling, Jim flexed both biceps in a victory pose and made Jon perform muscle-worship on them and feel the definition; then Jon grabbed one bicep ball in each hand, squeezed them with all his might for a full minute, and still couldn't get them to budge. Jon was impressed by Jim's strength, and Jim was impressed at Jon's muscle-worshipping skills!
by paulflexes July 31, 2007
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Cock Worshiping Whore

An individual that is an absolute cock slut. Will suck any cock, any time and any place. Becomes an absolute slave to the dick when presented with a cock. Worship includes copious amounts of slobber, hand and mouth action including rubbing with other body parts such as the feet. Other acts of worship may include lipping, smacking, throating and constant fondling.
Rachel is a cock worshiping whore. She sees the D and that's it. She'll work that cock till it blows all over her.
by Eaton Holgoode April 24, 2017
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