IKEA wobble

(noun.) the characteristic wobble that's in every piece of furniture on display at IKEA, due to one or more of the following factors:
a) too many people sat on it/tested it out/touched it
b) it was assembled incorrectly
c) it's just bad quality (aka cheap) in general)

I assembled and re-assembled this table five times already and it still wobbles. It must be the IKEA wobble.

by helium cash February 22, 2009

speed wobbles

When a skateboard begins to tightly swerve back and forth from left to right with increasing velocity until the skateboard begins to undulate so rapidly that the rider is usually thrown from the board.

I was doing some downhill skateboarding and I went so fast that I got the speed wobbles and got pitched into the street.

by Marcus Solomon December 3, 2007

ketty wobbler

dirty tune for when you get on sesh

Turn on some ketty wobblers fam

by Taizwobblers October 7, 2017

cock wobbler

One who constantly wobbles or fondles the male reproductive organ.

That kid sits at his computer all day looking at porn. Fucking cock wobbler..

by Pabs Momoney August 20, 2003

Douche Wobbler

One who asks an incredibly stupid question for no apparent reason. This term is the only way fit to describe such folk.

Dude, you are such a douche wobbler. I am happy I'm not your friend anymore.

by tehmayor September 24, 2010

Bumcheek Wobbler

A vigorous fart that makes your buttocks shake. A bumcheek wobbler is usually not very smelly and provides great relief to the farting person.

J- Did you fart again?
P- No, that whas just a Bumcheek Wobbler.

by Baron Munchausen May 17, 2006

Weeba Wobble

No one really knows what this is; however, you do not wanna call someone this. It’s the equivalent of the n word but for every race and gender. It’s best to further yourself from this term whenever possible.

Don’t even start dude. I ain’t no weeba wobble!

by CaptainPlank12 September 11, 2020