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wisky dick

wisky dick

1. a dick that's been jerked off so much and so often that it can no longer ejaculate during sex.

2. over training of the male reproductive system.

3. wisky is distilled from a beer. wisky dick is invoking the fact that both wisky, it's self, and wisky dick are a more potent version of their original nature. wisky through distillation wisky dick through way too much masturbation.

(note even though someone with wisky dick cannot ejaculate during sex they may still be extremely virile as they tend to produce precum more easily, which also contains sperm cells)
wisky dick

1. my boyfriend rocks me all night long but he never cums in me.

2. girl, don't even worry about it. it takes me 30 minutes to an hour at 40mph to blow my load.

"note. all previous entries that speak of erectile dysfunction are just mean spirited nonsense and are actually confusing it with drunk dick."
by RepOmaN April 15, 2013
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Wisyo

a persons sense of alertness or being awake and in the right frame of thinking.
kagigising ko lang, wala pa ko sa wisyo.
by xxrimshotxx April 15, 2009
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Wishy Washy

Someone who can't make up there mind. Says they will do something, then don't...Or gives an opinion about how they feel and changes it later.
He said he wanted to break up with his girlfriend. Then the next day he didn't want to break up with his girlfriend. He is so wishy washy.
by zone-champion January 21, 2015
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Wishy Ring

Located in Wishaw in Scotland, this legendary ring is the epicenter of banter for many young and carefree residents of the surrounding areas. On a regular basis meetings will occur at a predefined location.
"Have you heard about the Wishy Ring? It's epic."

"I'm going to do a few laps of the ring, will let you lads know if I spot any wee cheekys"
by wishyring November 10, 2015
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Diary of a Wimpy Kid

a hilarious novel by jeff kinney about a middle school wimp named greg heffley. he has embarassing parents, a bully for an older brother, an annoying little brother, a dorky best friend, and a sad excuse of a social life. the books are freakin funny and if you don't like them, WTF?
Diary of a Wimpy Kid Quotes:
Fregley: Dear Gregory, I'm very sorry I chased you with a booger on my finger. Here, I put it on this paper so you can get me back.

Little Kid: when i grow up, i'm gonna be a professional basketball player!
Greg: think again, shawn! neither one of your parents is taller than 5 foot two and you're the only 200 pound six year old i know!
Little Kid: *crying
Greg: i cannot tell a lie

Old man at his birthday party: next year, i want a chocolate cake!
Greg: that is, if you're alive next year!
by tatertottzz July 6, 2011
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Wisp Jone

Complete inebriation while having great times with great people. It is customary to capture these great times with a snapchat story of a photo of said great people the caption, "wisp jone".
"Did you see Adam's wisp jone snapchat?"
"Yea, that party looked lit af."
by Ya boy lucky December 12, 2015
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Wipsy

Borderline High

(Tipsy but for Weed)
“I only got two hits, I’m not even wipsy yet.”
by bella c (: July 11, 2018
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