Independant to the traditional usage of wise, i.e not used to describe a person with wisdom.
1. Being quick witted in your actions or comments, usually for the purpose of humour.
2. A football player who is skillful and provides impressive performances involving various flicks, chips and turns. Patrick Vieira would not be described as being wise, David Villa, Lionel messi and Alessandro Del Piero would be.
3. Can be used to describe a person who is annoying you.
1. Being quick witted in your actions or comments, usually for the purpose of humour.
2. A football player who is skillful and provides impressive performances involving various flicks, chips and turns. Patrick Vieira would not be described as being wise, David Villa, Lionel messi and Alessandro Del Piero would be.
3. Can be used to describe a person who is annoying you.
1. Teacher tells a pupil to leave the classroom after the pupil misbehaves, at which point the pupil proceeds to leave the classroom, however the pupil immediately returns to his seat after only briefly walking out of the door.
2. What a goal! Left foot chip from outside the area, Ibrahimovic is such an ultimate wise.
Look at this, Gourcuff ruined those defenders with that turn, what a wise!
Ronaldinho is the wisest of the wise.
3. Oh butt, stop being such a wise en'.
2. What a goal! Left foot chip from outside the area, Ibrahimovic is such an ultimate wise.
Look at this, Gourcuff ruined those defenders with that turn, what a wise!
Ronaldinho is the wisest of the wise.
3. Oh butt, stop being such a wise en'.
by maryland123 September 09, 2009
by Gerard June 23, 2004
© a sarcastic way of showing someones not so cleverness, said when someone makes a wild comment or doesnt understand something simple.
by mombasaandteamK October 21, 2009
to be smitten with someone. your huge smile makes you look retarded and therefor wise is actually the least approriate word, but that is kinda why it works.
"Look at that guy. He's so wise he's never gonna be the same"
"Look at her. That's about as wise as you can be"
"Look at her. That's about as wise as you can be"
by darkabove May 19, 2005
A wise is a person who belongs to a subculture of people called gingers. A wise can easily be distinguished by their flaming red/orange hair. Also a wise is ultra sensitive to even the most minuscule amounts of UV rays, also called sunlight, and usually are seen using SPF 60+ sunscreen.
It would suck to be a wise because they have no soul.
Hey Hey Hey Wise!!
I know a wise that uses sunscreen at night so he doesn't get moon burn.
Hey Hey Hey Wise!!
I know a wise that uses sunscreen at night so he doesn't get moon burn.
by longboard January 12, 2011
Hey wise girl.
by WiseGirl1113 June 03, 2017
David Wise... The best music composer of all time! He made the unbelievable soundtrack for the Donkey Kong Country series. Aquatic Ambiance, the water music from Donkey kong Country 1, is simply overpoweringly beautiful. I'm tearing as I type this, just thinking about it.
by Snebulizer/Nih +grr February 23, 2004