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Windfarm

A group of males of two or more uniting in twirling their genitalia for an audience. Usually for the purpose of disgusting a female but also to provide amusement for fans of renewable menergy.
Aneeka was disgusted after finding herself in a testerone driven windfarm.

The males united together in twirling their genitalia. It was a genuine windfarm.
by Frodo29 October 22, 2009
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Windward port

When you open the sheets and allow air in or out after a fart to either avoid or clear a dutch oven. specifically applying to when others are in the bed with you.
i was trying to be nice to her and opened a windward port so as to not offend
by Liondcat April 8, 2015
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windoarh

Windorah is defined as an absolute hole in the most west reaches of Queensland, where cattle run free and the fish are tiny. there are many tiny stations located around the area. Windoarh is a great place if ya love ya red sand and very wanting to be clean.
Person 1 - "Where ya going mate?"
Person 2 - "Out windoarh mate"

Person 1 - " Whats your goal in life?"

Person 2 - "Touch up cattle"
by Barcrusher May 29, 2017
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Windward

A school that doesnt care about its students.
Windward is horrible for students.
by zykovitz December 10, 2021
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Windfartium Leviosa

This is a levitation trick for male magicians that will impress your friends and relatives at parties. It can be performed day or night, indoors or outdoors. The only necessary equipment is your anus and your testicles.

When you feel the urge to fart, gather a crowd and strip completely naked - or at least from the waist down.

Sit down on the floor, place your hands behind your knees, and gently roll backward onto your back, hugging your knees into your chest, taking care to allow your scrotum to hang down naturally over your taint and anus. Try to relax - you want your anus completely covered by your ball bag.

Now, with everyone watching, yell out “WINDFARTIUM LEVIOSA” and release your fart. With practice, you will be able to magically cause your testes to levitate for up to three seconds.
So I did my last trick at that kid’s birthday party, and his parents shorted me ten bucks. I was so pissed. I had made like a hundred balloon animals and the baby goat was a pain in the ass all morning. So I told the kids wait - Poppy the Clown has one more special trick. And I did Windfartium Leviosa right in front of his Republican grandparents.
by Double Happiness September 1, 2022
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gentlemen never sail to windward

"nice-guys don't go for anal"
Chantal: I thought gentlemen never sail to windward.
Rodriguez: I'm no gentleman, baby.
by Carl Figleaf August 14, 2022
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