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Wimbledon Classic

When one farts in a tennis can over a period of time, saving up the gas to form a deadly release of intestinal toxins to share with whom ever a person reisdes with once that person has passed out/ fallen asleep. Particularly effective with small children who have a tendancy cry as a result of the experience but is nevertheless, hillarious.
I went to Taco Bell for lunch and then I pulled a Wimbledon Classic on my five year old.
by 5tc June 22, 2009
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wimbledon waffle maker

.the act of defecating on your lover's chest, then smacking the excrement with a tenis racket
your father gave me a wimbledon waffle maker last night, we are getting a divorse.
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wimbledon tennismatch

Benedict Timothy Carlton Cumberbatch, CBE is a British actor and voice actor. He gained fame primarily through his role as detective Sherlock Holmes in the British crime series Sherlock.
Have you seen wimbledon tennismatch in the new Spiderman Movie?
by Malalako August 24, 2021
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breakfast at wimbledon

Having breakfast at wimbledon is having sex in the morning, presumably with the person with whom you spent the previous night. The phrase comes from the name of the long-standing preview show before televised portions of the famed tennis tournament in England.
"Hey guys. I was in a hurry this morning, but I was able to snag some breakfast at wimbledon before work."
by crewsanctioned July 31, 2009
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AFC Wimbledon

The story of AFC Wimbledon

On May 28th 2002, an FA Commission granted permission for a group of businessmen to relocate Wimbledon FC Ltd to Milton Keynes, 70 miles from its history, home and community. Devastated fans mourned the death of their club, but before long they took a fresh approach by creating their own team.

Backed by the Wimbledon Independent Supporters Association and The Dons Trust, with a combined membership approaching 3000, AFC Wimbledon was born. Just six weeks later, having obtained a ground, senior status, sponsorship and many hundreds of season ticket applications, AFC Wimbledon played its first game on Wednesday 10th July against Sutton united at Gander Green Lane (a game that saw a 4-0 defeat celebrated like a Cup Final win).

Except that for the fans this isn't the club's first ever game – it is a direct continuation of the old club that was formed as Wimbledon Old Centrals back in 1889. This view is backed by the ex-Wimbledon manager Terry Burton, sacked by Chairman Charles Koppel less than a week after the season ended, despite achieving a creditable league finish. "If that's where the fans are, that is where the club is", said Burton, "It's a great idea. It's great for football. It's a great achievement and everyone involved should be proud of AFC Wimbledon. I love to watch football. I loved Wimbledon, but this AFC is closer to being my team."

That WFC Ltd could sack such a popular manager as Terry Burton shows just how deep the rift between the club and the supporters had grown. Such a rift will never be allowed to occur at AFC Wimbledon. Commercial Director Ivor Heller said "There is a strong belief that the vast majority of football owners have lost touch with their supporters. But, in the end, footballers come and go, so do managers and owners. All that remains are the fans and in the case of Wimbledon, we never left."
by AFCW April 5, 2004
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A wimbledon

When you go for a piss and accidentally get a splash on your trousers, could be when shaking.
Dude, whats that on your leg. Oh shit, I must have done a Wimbledon.
by Devi4nt May 3, 2022
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Wet Wimbledon

Ejaculating a load onto a woman's face, then bludgeoning her with a tennis racquet.
Your little sister is missing teeth because of the Wet Wimbledon I gave her last night.
by Sanchez April 22, 2005
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