by MR1234567890 September 09, 2018
A "Willy" is usually a little chubby kid with a high pitched voice and glasses who enjoys dancing and singing for other little kids. They are also know as Willy Browns, or HollistaWilly's. They are usually compared with filthy clowns, a subspecies of the Willy brown. Willy's also dont have any specific gender, they are mostly shemales. They are known to have huge lisps and have a passionate love for "Sealand". Willy's enjoy flicking the bean and fucking the pop. Willy's are found in their natural habitat of Swaziland.
Matt: "Whoah, wtf was that high pitched, screeching noise?"
Johnny: "I believe it was a Willy."
Mike: "NOINOINOINOINOINOINOIIIIII!"
Willy: "Mike, go drink a f***ing gallon of bleach, ya big nose bas***d!
Johnny: "I believe it was a Willy."
Mike: "NOINOINOINOINOINOINOIIIIII!"
Willy: "Mike, go drink a f***ing gallon of bleach, ya big nose bas***d!
by Abdul Atamy March 26, 2014
Goofy, drunkard. Small in stature, most likely of Native orgin. Masonary, animal hoarder. Very unhealthy life stlye, cheap booze. Into scrapping - boxing. Slow minded, with some short of distinguished marking or physical aliment about them.
by olakeside December 31, 2011
Willy is a name for a MASSIVE LOSER. He's a hot hot hot guy with a good personality. What makes him such a loser is how he denies your love, not good. If you want a Willy, just shove out your boobs and be funny
by givemethatgoodcheeese January 22, 2018
A Willy is Canadian slang for a $5 dollar bill because of the guy on the cover called Sir Wilfred Laurier, who was the 7th prime minister of Canada
by Doofie Fresh September 28, 2007
by jonei3 February 24, 2008