I must take credit for this one myself. A wildabeast is a girl that is so ugly, fat, hairy and nasty that you would expect to see her in Africa on a safari.
by BIGGDAD September 12, 2009
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I was bent over preparing a bath for myself and my lady came in and caught a glimpse of the wildabeast!
by jadam August 2, 2004
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A half wildabeast half cat that likes to pray on teenage girls. Bright lights excite him so get as close as you can! He has razor sharp teeth and can run 60 mph. You should be okay as long as your in a golf cart. Found in big bushes, Mostly in the centeral Georgia area. Cute and fluffy, Sometimes mistake for one of those rare 200 lb german bunny rabbits.
by kiki_321bae January 26, 2010
Get the Wildabeast Cat mug.A usually obese, often lesbian, female student that attends Virginia Women's Institute for Leadership (VWIL). They are known to travel in heards and can often be seen packed around their little white vans, or hiding from PTT with a fake injuries. Given they have no facilities of their own, they spread across Virginia Military Institute, hoping to steal food from Crozet or just get it in the way.
Yeah I stopped talking to him ever since I found out he was dating a V-Wildabeast; I don't want to be anywhere near somebody that desperate.
by VMI 2023 March 27, 2022
Get the V-Wildabeast mug.First you have ear sex, then she jacks u off with her underarm, then she poop poops in yo mouth, then u do the same, then you make out. then u say bye.
by Rickey Booby January 15, 2007
Get the The Wildabeast mug.A situation where your wingman, in the act of intoxication fails to protect you. The next morning you awake to realize that you have engaged in a sexual act with a large, hairy, animal-like creature resembling the famed Wildebeest.
by Big$lick March 22, 2013
Get the Wildebeesting mug.A middle aged, usually single or recently divorced male who has let his peer group surpass him in terms of relationship progression (i.e. his friends have found mates and settled down) while he still continues his bachelor collegiate antics of binge drinking, hitting on freshmen on Thursday's college nights at local bars and keeps a steady stocked supply of low-caliber light beers in his "beer fridge" (i.e. his college dorm room 3x3 refrigerator). Often referred to as a less-respectable, male version of a cougar.
Man, our buddy Sam is such a wildebeest. When I want to relieve the glory days and get away from family stress, I head over to his place where we pound Busch Light and eat leftover pizza- eventually heading out to the bars where he usually comes strolling home with a young 20-something at closing time.
by jacktheripped November 18, 2009
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