Wiener poop

The worst kind of poop, typically poop that comes out the wiener in a long thin strip.

"Why are we here?" Doug sasses cried, as poop came out his wiener, in a long, thin strip, it was, wiener poop, the worst kind of poop

by Samurai33 June 22, 2011

Harvey Weinstein

Jacking off in to a potted plant while your partner (usually unwilling) looks on in horror.

I told that pervert no so he Harvey Weinsteined my palm tree instead!

by Poop26627 October 21, 2017

Wiener Misdemeanor

A code name for masturbation by a male.


For Example:

(Travis comes out of the bathroom.)

Jacob: Man you were in there for like 15 minutes...

Travis: Yeah I was committing a wiener misdemeanor.

by TFJM December 16, 2008

wiener politics

When a gender-biased decision is made based on a male gendered decision.

I have noticed that there may be some wiener politics in place with Urban Dictionary staff who make decisions about which words and phrases to publish.

by Dr Bunnygirl October 1, 2019

Wienball

When a man has a penis the size and shape of his balls. Making the elusion that his wiener is an elusive third ball.

"Hey Gary, did it look to you like Jeff had three balls?"

"No dave, that was his wienball... yes it is sad"

by dextaJd October 7, 2011

Wiener texting

The act of sending a text message by strategically flopping your chode upon the cold surface of your phone's touchscreen keyboard, then proceeding to flop it upon the 'send' key.

Person one: Bro, why the hell did you send me a bunch of random letters?
Person two: HOW DARE YOU! I was wiener texting you.
Person one: I consider it a distinct honor.

by dsman444 May 15, 2016

wiener dog envy

When you are a Dachshund aficionado and you see someone with a wiener dog that’s better than yours.

There’s nothing more distressing than a bad case of wiener dog envy.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 28, 2020