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Facebook Wingman

A Facebook Wingman helps his boy get some, facebook style. Usually this achieved by him reppin his bro or acting like a total dick to make him look better. Often lacks the suave of the traditional wingman but is usually just as effective. The Facebook Wingman is often at his best when intoxicated.
Nick: Check this out bro *Sends something obscene and dickish to an attractive girl*
Sid: Awesome bro she just sent me a winky face
Nick: Niiiiicce! I'm your Facebook Wingman
by Nex Solo March 29, 2011
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wegmans

Grocery store in the greater Rochester area founded by Robert B. Wegman and now run by his son Danny Wegman and his granddaughters. Today there are 70 stores in New York, Pennsylvania, New Jersey, Virginia and Maryland, and Wegman and his company continue to receive accolades. In 2005, Wegmans was named the #1 in Fortune magazine's list of "100 Best Companies to Work For." In 2006, it was listed as #2.

On March 25, 2004 in Philadelphia, Junior Achievement honored Wegman as one of six 2004 laureates to their National Business Hall of Fame, which recognizes “the nation’s most distinguished businessmen and women for their outstanding contributions to free enterprise and the promise of a better, stronger society.” He joined George Eastman and Joseph Wilson, the only other Rochester business people to have received this honor.
Wegmans has great food, great customer service, and a great community.
by Pittsford Mendon June 26, 2006
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Reverse Wingman

Somebody who preforms the reverse wingman must initially attempt to wing his friend. But after getting the girl warmed up and mentioning your friend, she has no desire to meet him, and takes interest in you. This is where she invites you back and you complete the move. Note: there should be little intent to get with the girl originally.
Guy1: "Hey buddy, can you wing me with that blonde over there?"
Reverse Wingman (RW): "Sure, bro, let me go warm her up and I'll wave you over."
*RW chats with blonde for too long*
Blonde: "So listen, how about we get out of her and you can stay at my place."
RW: "I mean I'm not gonna argue with you, lead the way"
Guy 1: *look of despair*
RW: *Not my fault look*
Guy1: (to himself) Damn what a perfect execution of the Reverse Wingman
by Blumpkin_Pie May 14, 2011
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worst wingman

1. one of your bros who goes out drinking with you, gets plastered and then proceeds to crush any chance you have of sustaining a conversation with an attractive stranger for more than, say, 5 minutes.

(e.g. "he's scaring me")

2. that same guy about 15 minutes later falling asleep on the bar, forcing you both to leave.

(e.g. "uh... go take your drunk brother home")
"Wow, gato. You are the worst wingman ever."
by the_afflicted September 20, 2013
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pimp assist [wingman]

the action performed by a wingman, by his very nature. Assisting a male companion in getting some by performing any number of selfless acts.
"Hey man. I've got this date with that hot chick downstairs, but she wants to take her ugly roommate along! Think you could pimp assist me on this one?"
by The VK August 5, 2004
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ultimate wingman

A good looking gay friend who helps you meet the ladies!
Chris is the ultimate wingman he helps me get so much pussy!
by The Devon! November 14, 2009
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Wingman's Oath

When two bros take this oath they are bound together as wingmen for the agreed upon time. Once every so often two bros will agree to become wingmen for like. This oath should not be taken lightly, if a bro should break the oath he will considered dead to the other bro. The oath must be taken while resting your left hand on the bro code or an iphone with the bro code app.
Bro 1:"We have been bros a long long time I think we're ready to take the Wingman's oath."

Bro 2:"Agreed"

Bro 3: " I'll be the witness"

*Both Bros lay their left hand on a copy of the bro code (without touching)*

Bros 1 & 2: "In brightest day, in blackest night

No Wingman shall escape my sight

Let those who worship cockblock's plight

Beware my power, Wingman's Might!

Bro 3: "(Names of bro 1& 2) Do you swear to this oath of moment?"

Bros 1 & 2: "We do so swear"
by ChristmasLoken December 25, 2010
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