wibble

That feeling of heavenly, drowsy, euphoria that follows sex with a person. Usually consisting of happy exhaustion and a desire to cuddle the person one has just made love to, usually lasting the twenty to thirty minutes required for the male to recover from the last lovemaking to be ready to perform again. Usually happening when two people are in a continuing relationship, or to virgins, or younger teens.

After making love three or four times in a session wibbling may include a component of lethargy ending in sleep.

This seldom happens during one night stands.

Dick would usually wibble during extended love making sessions with Jane, but not with Alice or Carol. (He was married to Jane.)

by The Pediatric Gynocologist November 22, 2013

Wibble

Pointless, random messages left on message boards by bored / time wasting internet users.

Wibble: To post pointless messages.
Wibblage: The pointless messages left.
Wibbler: A person who leaves pointless messages.

"You really should try to wibble less..."

"I haven't had time for much wibblage recently - I've been busy."

"Wibblers of the world unite..."

by Loao August 1, 2004

wibble

1.A word to substitue an answer to any question when the answer is not known.

2.A word used to stop arguments

1.Person A: What is the square root of 43723?
Person B: Wibble

2. Person A: "loud shouts at person B"
Person B: "Loud shouts at person A"
Person C: Wibble!
All 3: Loud laugher

by Meggles February 14, 2005

wibble

A young child, generally under the age of five.

Aww, look at the cute widdle wibble!

by Tymaporer June 15, 2009

wibble

To fret nervously

Aimee wibbles a lot

by Dan November 9, 2003

wibble

Remark frequently made by a watt in an internet conference to try and portray himself as one wild and crazy guy, whilst making 'jokes'about hitting women and dead Chinese people. What he really portrays himself as is a twat. Yes a twat.

Wibble!!!!! said the watt who also used lots of exclamation marks to try and show how wacky he was, but instead just made a bigger prick of himself than usual.

by Ben Dover of the Yard November 13, 2004

wibble

Word used in a serious conversation to break the mood.

A: "No, I saw you with him at that pub 5 days ago!"
B: "LIAR!"

*Lengthy pause*

C: "Wibble."
A+B: "Shut up."

by Rincewind_SW August 22, 2005