wibble

Remark frequently made by a watt in an internet conference to try and portray himself as one wild and crazy guy, whilst making 'jokes'about hitting women and dead Chinese people. What he really portrays himself as is a twat. Yes a twat.

Wibble!!!!! said the watt who also used lots of exclamation marks to try and show how wacky he was, but instead just made a bigger prick of himself than usual.

by Ben Dover of the Yard November 13, 2004

wibble

Word used in a serious conversation to break the mood.

A: "No, I saw you with him at that pub 5 days ago!"
B: "LIAR!"

*Lengthy pause*

C: "Wibble."
A+B: "Shut up."

by Rincewind_SW August 22, 2005

wibble

Used to describe a long (commonly between 5 and 30 minutes in duration) rambling, often nonsensical monologue. It may cover multiple seemingly unconnected and wildly unrelated topics, and may or may not be directed to anyone else present or indeed inanimate objects. Especially common to those under the influence of alochol, and/or marijuana.

We were all totally smashed when Mike began to wibble uncontrolably.

by Siwalker September 27, 2006

wibble

A word used to describe a feeling of confusion, bemusement and a feeling of being pathetic.

I'm hungover and feeling sorry for myself...

"Wibble"

by Al Cookie August 31, 2006

wibble

1) An almost shakey movment, like a jiggle only with more random directions.

2)The www in a URL of a website.

3) A feeling in the pit of your stomach, caused by excitement or mushrooms.

1) Man, look at the JELL-O wibble!

2) The website www.urbandictionary.com would be pronounced
wibble dot urban dictionary dot com.

3) AWWW MAN! I'm gettin' all wibbley!

by Sunny Steelz November 11, 2008

wibble

wah.
feeling of woe.

watching Babmi's mother die made me wibble

by Leigh October 5, 2003

wibble

cat, feline domesticus, derived from a combination of the words 'wittle kittle'

can also be used as 'wiblet', a shortened form

"Look at that cute wibble, I want to squeeze it."

"I didn't know you had two wibbles!"

"That stupid wiblet got hair on my black sweater"

by EO January 26, 2005