can of whoopass

A term used when telling someone that you are going to beat them badly. First coined by WWF wrestler Stone Cold Steve Austin.

Boy, you best shut up or i'm gonna open up a can of whoopass on ya!

by Danbridge November 22, 2006

diet whoopass

sugar-free ass kicking

Chester: I'm going to kick you ass for some reason!
Simon: Please, sir, I'm a diabetic!
Chester: Okay, sport. I respect your ailment. Okay, now just give me your arm. It's indian-burn time!
Simon: Wow you really opened a can of Diet whoopass on me! I recognize!

by Simon and Chester December 4, 2003

diet whoopass

A small, but spiteful taste of a can of whoopass.

"If you don't get yo' ass to school, I'm gonna give a sip of diet whoopass!"

by shindogg November 20, 2003

diet whoopass

Someone spewing hot air that they're going to beat someone up, but, in reality, they have no intention of following through.

Jessica, my neighbor, yelled in the parking lot that she was going to kick my a**, but she didn't have the guts to knock on my door.

by Katibug August 8, 2004

can of whoopass

somthing chuck norris jumps out of

ima open up a can of whoopass on you boy

by knoxy August 27, 2006

diet whoopass

a can of whoopass requiring less energy and only 3 calories per serving!

"hell, im tired, i only got DIET whoopass left"

by hex_ten November 29, 2003

Whoopass Stick

A stick with a pillow case on the end

Dont forget your whoopass stick!

by wHuPaSsNesS March 1, 2005