The drunk dumbfuck wouldn't stop talking shit, so I began by opening a can of whoop-ass on him; now he's being treated for a broken jaw.
by HurricaneLayne December 30, 2009
Get the Opening a can of whoop-assmug. the term has been popularised among online gaming communities by the slogan of one of the mightiest and most well-known clans participating in the famous on-lnine game, Far Cry: {TAF} (The Animal Farm).
by dingogal May 30, 2006
Get the can of whoop assmug. Uuuuugh, I am so totally zonked affter downing down those 4 cans of whoop-ass beer. Never before have I drank beer that was THAT strong!
by Mark H July 10, 2004
Get the can of whoop assmug. by Twhspe May 15, 2016
Get the whoop that assmug. What 'The Rock' does.
by anonymous N June 26, 2009
Get the Open up a can of whoop-assmug. When Tom found out his friend Bill was nailing his girl, he solved the issue by opening up a can of whoop ass on Bill.
by EatingTacosRightNow April 13, 2016
Get the opening up a can of whoop assmug. A hotline for women to refer men to who rudely hit on them in front of their significant other, or just hit on them in general.
Girl 1: "This scrubby ass guy try getting my number today."
Girl 2: "You should've told him 1-800-I-WHOOP-ASS..."
Girl 2: "You should've told him 1-800-I-WHOOP-ASS..."
by Silvermold November 21, 2011
Get the 1-800-I-WHOOP-ASSmug.