Save up your sperm for multiple days. Then hook up with a girl, having her giving you a blowjob... Ejaculate in her mouth/face so hard with your ridiculous amount of sperm, that her head snaps back incredibly hard giving her a Sperm whiplash.
by femalepleaser69 July 31, 2011
Get the Sperm whiplash mug.A mind-numbing condition resulting from a severe and/or unexpected increase in academic responsibilities, usually occurring near or around the end of an academic term.
Friend 1: Hey man, are you doing ok?
Friend 2: Nah, man. I have the worst academic whiplash, finals are killing me.
Friend 2: Nah, man. I have the worst academic whiplash, finals are killing me.
by spyroman January 3, 2014
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A term first made by Paramore lead singer, Hayley Williams. She defines it as: "sudden feeling of alone-ness after having being surrounded by a zillion people for a real lengthy amount of time."
by ParamoreUpdates January 22, 2014
Get the Social Whiplash mug.Text: Change of plans, now going to the co-op instead of the coffee shop
3 minutes later...
Text: Wait, now apartment
3 minutes later...
Text: Hold on, coffee shop again
Text: Whoa! Whimlash!
3 minutes later...
Text: Wait, now apartment
3 minutes later...
Text: Hold on, coffee shop again
Text: Whoa! Whimlash!
by Bubbaice July 16, 2018
Get the whimlash mug.Running a train on a woman while she's tied up until acute neck pain begins to set in as your dog watches on the side.
"Rick, why are you rubbing your neck and taking so much Tylenol?"
"Your dad and brothers ran a Snidely Whiplash on me last night. My top and bottom won't be the same for weeks!"
"Your dad and brothers ran a Snidely Whiplash on me last night. My top and bottom won't be the same for weeks!"
by LordRickus September 10, 2016
Get the Snidely Whiplash mug.The mental effect of realizing that a basic assumption of your entire life was wrong from day one, usually resulting from a totally new thought, comment, or experience that flies in the face of everything you currently know.
See also; mindfuck.
See also; mindfuck.
Mental whiplash is the psychological equivalent maxing out your revs in Third, and then accidentally shifting into Reverse instead of High.
by Downstrike October 23, 2006
Get the mental whiplash mug.A painful spasm felt after nearly being caught wanking, the actual pain is felt when one pulls their hand back from their cock and their shoulder is strained by the sudden movement. A good way of preventing this from happening is to stretch before masterbating or simply locking your door.
Person A - Hey, why's your arm in a sling?
Person B - Last night i thought i was alone in the house, so i had a wank. Midway through i heard my mum come up the stairs so i paniced and... (points at arm) this happened.
Person A - Whoa... Wanker's Whiplash... You should have limbered up first.
Person B - Last night i thought i was alone in the house, so i had a wank. Midway through i heard my mum come up the stairs so i paniced and... (points at arm) this happened.
Person A - Whoa... Wanker's Whiplash... You should have limbered up first.
by Anonymous #924876 January 19, 2010
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