collateral whiz

The 5% of a man's whiz missing the toilet, sprinkling over the toilet seat.

While 95% of Chad's whiz may have found its mark, I'm worried about the other 5%, the collateral whiz.

by Smart Illiterate August 7, 2011

whiz bang

1. Japanese mortar shell renowned for a whizzing sound before reaching you.
2. A mixture of heroin and cocaine, provides a one-two punch effect on the user.

1. "Do you hear that, Sargeant? Sounds like a fruit fly...SCRAMBLE!"
2. There's some bozo down the campus selling whiz bangs. Only a matter of time 'till someone turns him in.

by Smkngmgc June 20, 2004

cheese whiz

A cheese whiz is the process of farting when you pee. Generally due to the natural relaxing of muscle tissue in both the rectal region as well as the anal region during urination.
Also spelled as: cheese wiz

Generally when I pee, it's a cheese whiz. I am frequently complemented as being on key as a tenor when this occurs around others. I can produce 1 pint and 2 bars at D Minor seventh simultaneously.

by Big Ed Moustapha August 14, 2010

cheez whiz

a thicc sauce made of cheez, made entirely out of Ryan Ross' milk

"you got the chips?"

"no, but I got cheez whiz."

by brandan urine June 26, 2017

Whiz Poppin'

Similiar to "what's good", but a catchier slang. Wanted to know what the deal is for tonight.

Hey Dan, whiz poppin' tonight?

by Joe July 2, 2003

Cheese Whiz

The cheesy goodness in a can that Ryan Ross is addicted to.

Ryan Ross- I NEED MORE CHEESE WHIZ BRENDAN

by RYDEN IS REAL August 9, 2017

Cheez-Whiz

The thing Ryan Ross loves the most. in fact the reason Panic! broke up was because Brendon caught Ryan fucking the cheez whiz and they broke up then Brendon f0rced him out of the band. it was sad but had to happen
please help Ryan Ross with his cheez whiz addiction by calling 1-800-saveryanross

Person- Hey Ryan did you get the chips
Ryan- No but I got cheez-whiz

by coke=can February 25, 2018