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douche whistler

1.Someone who teaches piano to one handed retards.

2. The act of totally sucking.

3. Most hippies

4. A complete tool box
"That filthy douche whistler just stole my wallet!..but damn this one armed retarded kid is good at piano."
by Jeffrey Anderson July 25, 2009
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Clean Whistler

When one drops a dookie and it scant leaves a trace.
Toilet paper is hardly necessary after passing a clean whistler.
by Country Mitch November 5, 2021
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thin whistler

Also known as a "silent but deadly". The Thin Whistler is the hot, stingy flatulence that usually occurs after a spicy meal. It is “thin” as a result of the straw size diameter your anus achieves while evacuating the “whistle” of fresh, hellish, doom. The Thin Whistler is especially unique because of its reputation for lingering in the room that it was deployed in. Wallpaper has been know to curl off the walls whilst innocent flowers frown.
My anus just melted from the sheer heat that came off that thin whistler.
by pb_destroyer February 21, 2012
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pickle whistler

A derogatory word used to define a male cock sucker.
Bob's a non-pussy getting motherfucker. I'll bet he's a pickle whistler.
by Omlette Man October 4, 2006
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chili whistler

When ones butt is burning because of something they ate.
Damn my chili whistler is singing today.Should have never ate that fish taco.
by goiterbomber March 23, 2013
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dick whistler

a. cock sucker
b. Someone who plays the skin flute with pride and power
c. All gay men
We went to this party but we left early because there were a bunch of dick whistlers there
by odlid December 31, 2007
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washington whistler

The act of a girl giving oral sex to a man that has taken out his prince albert. As she sucks, it makes a whistling sound in her mouth.
Last night Brandy came over and suggested that I take out my prince albert so she could give me a washington whistler..
by Timmy Diggler September 27, 2017
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