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Whisker Tickled

A term coined and popularized by Andrew X. Taylor, Whisker Tickled refers to the status of a man in a hetereosexual relationship who is on the cusp of becoming, but is not yet, pussy whipped. When a man is Whisker Tickled, he can no longer claim that he is carrying the balls in the relationship as he is gradually losing more and more control. He can be seen spending an ever increasing amount of time with the woman and gradually living at her mercy. When a man is Whisker Tickled, barring an intervention from his friends, it is only a matter of time before he reprioritizes the woman over everything in his life - friends, colleagues, work, school, other women, sunlight, water, etc.
A: I'm doing XYZ today....and I might be seeing X again later too....
B: Bro, you're becoming pussy whipped!
A: You can't be pussy whipped until you've actually slept with them right? I reckon I'm just whisker tickled.
by urbanhedgie May 7, 2011
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Whisker Musk

The remnant smells of vagina and or booty juice that are imbedded in the beard and or mustache whiskers of a male that has just performed sloppy wet oral on a female. The smell is known to linger for hours or days and can be reactivated by scratching.
Stan devoured Cala's snatch and her ass in a ravenous round of hot, sloppy, wet oral. Her juices clung to Stan's facial hair leaving a Whisker Musk that he smelled for days.
by Eaton Holgoode November 24, 2015
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jab in the whiskers

The act of coitus with a young hottie is sometimes referred to this way.
"That Cindy finally let me give her a jab in the whiskers. It was heavenly."
by running out of patience April 5, 2008
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whisker bender

An extended drinking binge that lasts long enough for the male participant to grow noticeable facial stubble.

*The phrase was originally coined by Brian Henneman of the alt-country band “The Bottle Rockets”.
I went on a whisker bender that lasted for two days straight and I woke up in a puddle of my own vomit.
by Supernaut2 March 10, 2009
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blisters in the whiskers

Bro, I met this hot Canadian chick last night...

Yea, you know what they say about Canadian women...

What's that?

Check for blisters in the whiskers...
by B. Hanback February 12, 2008
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Panty Whiskers

When you can see a girl's pubes poking outside of her panties or bikini.
Man, that girl needs to shave down there, she's got some serious panty whiskers!
by randalicious September 8, 2009
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Whisker Dick

When your pubic hairs are at the length where you can't decide if you want to trim them or not
Guy1: Bro, i have whisker dick right now, what should i do?
Guy2: Are you banging that chick this weekend?
Guy1: No man shes busy
Guy2: Screw it do it later
by Jawlian August 20, 2010
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