whiffle bat

Not the most effective murder weapon...

*thump*
Kyle: "What the hell are you doing?"
Cartman: "I am killing you Kyle, but I could only afford a whiffle bat, so this might take some time."
*thump*

by ~DK~ May 17, 2006

p-whipped

A nicer way of using the word pussywhipped -- this way of spelling it also bypasses the onboard censors found on many BBSs.

Jeff was so p-whipped, he couldn't even uranate without his domineering wife knowing about it.

by Telephony August 16, 2011

toddler-whipped

The state of being completely and totally beholden to the whim and caprice of your toddler, to the extent that you make virtually all life decisions based not on your own personal preferences but to avoid a toddler melt-down.

When Bill told his friend Stu that he could not stay at work to finish an important project, because he did not want to miss phase 3 of his son’s potty-training class, Stu said, “dude, you are totally toddler-whipped.”

by jesshtx September 9, 2006

Crack whiff

When you gave your asshole a lil' scratch and bring your hands up to your face and give a lil' snort.

Douglas: Oi mate my asshole's itchy ima give it a lil scratch
Dan: You gonna give yourself a lil crack whiff
Douglas: Yes
*Gets fingers and scratches asshole tenderly and carefully and gives the fingers a smell*

by Conspiracy's Truth 91857560274 June 11, 2019

Piggy Whipped

To be followed and/or pulled-over by the police.

While speeding inattentively, I noticed flashing lights in my rearview, only to realize I had just been piggy whipped.

by P.E. Whipple July 30, 2011

new whip

A bad ass car that you just bought.

Here's the new whip.

by 383stroker March 15, 2015

whiff and stiff

When you smoke weed and take a Viagra so you can get it up while you're high.

Dude, that really hot girl is coming over tonight. It's a good thing I did a whiff and stiff.

by Corey Dunn December 30, 2007