that stupid old hag looks like a whig whoomp.
that chunky bitch over there looks like a whig whoomp
that jamacin bitch be lookin at me all wrong like ima whig whoomp
that chunky bitch over there looks like a whig whoomp
that jamacin bitch be lookin at me all wrong like ima whig whoomp
by ass_eater69.4 November 9, 2019
Get the whig whoomp mug.What a fancy-hairpiece-wearing "non-loyalist" Revolutiona-era dude like Sam Adams or John Hancock would have become if he had accidentally stepped on a clump of puffball mushrooms during a warm dry day.
Back in da day, you could indeed save money on scented starch-dust by joining da powdered Whig Party, but da prob wif "going organic" like dis was dat eventually you'd likely get little mushrooms growing in yer dress-up head-gear.
by QuacksO February 25, 2020
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