whig whoomp

when someone looks kinda like an ogar... mixed with an old indian man. ya know.

that stupid old hag looks like a whig whoomp.

that chunky bitch over there looks like a whig whoomp

that jamacin bitch be lookin at me all wrong like ima whig whoomp

by ass_eater69.4 November 9, 2019

Whig

Dope, lit, cool

Bruh your outfit is so whig today

by bruhursowhig April 1, 2019

powdered Whig

What a fancy-hairpiece-wearing "non-loyalist" Revolutiona-era dude like Sam Adams or John Hancock would have become if he had accidentally stepped on a clump of puffball mushrooms during a warm dry day.

Back in da day, you could indeed save money on scented starch-dust by joining da powdered Whig Party, but da prob wif "going organic" like dis was dat eventually you'd likely get little mushrooms growing in yer dress-up head-gear.

by QuacksO February 25, 2020

whig history

A biased interpretation of history justifying a particular point of view.

The defendant’s Whig history of what happened was a blatant attempt to justify their actions.

by Robert Mansour April 20, 2023