Wenchjag

A man or woman that is completely stuck up and fake, preying on anyone younger then them, and acts like a total douchebag wherever they go.

That chick was such a wenchjag trying to get my boyfriends number and tripping me to get to him!

by Ellipsis100x August 27, 2013

arse wrench

someone thats being a royal pain in the arse

"fucking leave me alone you fucking arse wrench"

by Shanearsevonbanearse March 30, 2009

heartless wench

name given to Ferris Bueller's sister (Jeannie) in "Ferris Bueller's Day Off" when she refuses to give money to the "Save Ferris" fund; girl who cares about nothing and is a dirty whore

Shermerite: Save Ferris?
Jeannie: Excuse me?
Shermerite: Well, a group of us are collecting money to buy Ferris Bueller a new kidney. Save Ferris?
Jeannie: Go piss up a flagpole.
Shermerite: I'm sorry?
Jeannie: You should be.
{smacks can out of his hand}
Shermerite: What will you do when you need Ferris? You heartless wench!

Man, she is such a heartless wench!

by A-Schroed October 3, 2005

Monkey Wrench

1. An adjustable wrench.
2. An imaginary tool of sabotage, destruction, overthrow and mischief.

1. Hey would you be so kind and hand me that monkey wrench?
2. Everything was going so well but then you threw a monkey wrench in my plan.

by Mattony March 9, 2014

Wench-press

The art of bench-pressing a hottie, possibly whilst drunk, for a bet, or both.

"Dude, Carla's so fuckin light, I could wench-press her like 20 times!"

by Dr. Chimney Richalds February 27, 2009

tavern wench

Bar maid

Go get me a drink tavern wench

by pookaniggs June 24, 2014

Bar Wench

A voluptuous maiden who serves thirsty gentlemen with beverages of an alcoholic nature.

Gentleman: "Bar Wench! Come hither! I require more inebriating substances to fuel my adventures!"
Bar Wench: "At once sir!"

by Wenchabuser. December 13, 2012