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the thing that when you touch it you throw up

the little red thing in the back of your throat that when you touch it you throw up
"I think I have strep throat because there are red dots on the thing that when you touch it you throw up."
by Greg C. Z. September 20, 2007
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what can you do when you live in a shoe

“what can you do when you live in a shoe” is a classic saying used in many different circumstances. it is used when there is nothing else to say and another way of saying “there’s nothing you can do about it”
“bro my boyfriend just cheated on me with my uncle harry
“damn that’s super tough, but what can you do when you live in a shoe”
by unclegarry123 December 4, 2019
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What would you do if when you ok so he said yes would go

Adele’s secret love poem to her fans #sendmylovetournewluh-huh-ver #treatherbetter Adele’s fluency in the poem conveys her awareness of stan culture.
Adele: what would you do if when you ok so he said yes would go
Also Adele: I don’t know what u mean there babs 💋
by meavagemary January 18, 2022
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when you get to the bridge, wave!

A mocking comment directed at a person who is deeply picking their nose to let them know they’ve been busted.
Hey there buddy, when you get to the bridge, wave!
by Dr Bunnygirl November 30, 2019
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What you say to dum people that are getting in your bizness or messing with stuff they dont need to be messin with.
(thinking they know somthing when they dont )
Bill: LMAO I bet she dumped you cus u were a cheap ass!
Nick: Man Dont be dipping in the koolaid when you dont know the flavor.
by sheirdog December 18, 2008
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thats what your mom said when you were born

guy 1: your stupid
guy 2: thats what your mom said when you were born
(your mom said you were stupid when you were born, get it?)
by qwertyuiopasdfghjkl;zxcvbnnm December 4, 2010
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What does it mean when you see flying platypuses?

1. You're about to die.
2. Your face is very ugly and no one wants to rape you.
3. You're high.
4. You're just stupid.
5. You're just a retard that fuckin has problems.
6. You just sucked a infected dick.
7. You're on your period.
8. You just drank some menstrual juice.
9. You saw a Michael and got high.
10. You just got Harrison'd.
11. Vanessa shoved a dildo up your ass and you enjoyed it like how a bitch enjoys a big fat blowjob.
12. Justin Bieber. 'Nuff said.
13. You read a gay chain letter email and apparently got a seizure.
14. You just saw a hot chick that mind-raped you in the ass.
15. You saw the number 15.
16. Your computer blew up on you and you became so gay that your mom gave you a fingering.

High Guy: Dude, what does it mean when you see flying platypuses?

My ass: A lot of things. Why?

High Guy: Cuz I see flying platypuses.
by Chewbacca the cat June 19, 2011
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