Carl Wheezer

The king of croissants, llamas and gets all the bitches.

Girl 1- Hey I hooked up with Carl Wheezer last night.
Girl 2- Really you lucky bitch.

by SP1N Duwaiyis June 10, 2020

Wheeze the juice

Drinking soda/slurpees straight from the nozzle.

I love Mountain Dew so much that I wheeze the juice every time I walk into 7-11.

by Downers Kid. October 18, 2008

Cock Wheeze

when a person gives you a blowjob, while doing so, has an asthma attack

Person 1: Dude, how was your one night stand

Person 2: It was going great until I found out she has asthma

Person 1: How'd you find out

Person 2: I had a cock wheeze

Person 1: Uh, Winning

by insertfatjokehere April 13, 2011

Wheezy Windex

A big booty ass hoe who will fuck you right and not be tight

Did you see that Wheezy Windex she gotta a big booty and is ready to get it moving 😜

by 😂Bitch July 11, 2018

Wheetey

A person who is optimistic; never order his/her drinks with less ice at Starbucks; believes that NBA teams like the Suns can win a championship.

<No Body> ......

<Wheetey> Suns going to take it all the way!! Yay!!

by CarneFromTheBlock June 15, 2021

Sex wheeze

Having amazing, mind blowing sex that you can't catch your breath and wheezing begins due to the lack of oxygen.

"Our sexy time was so awesome that I have a sex wheeze going on"

by Nanitze May 13, 2014

Carl Wheezer

The ULTIMATE ladies man. Buy him croissants and he's all yours...

Friend: Hey, isn't that dude the one who stole a truck full of croissants last weekend?
Friend 2: Yeah, his names Carl Wheezer? I think.
Me: Ohhh... My.... God..... He's so hot, I've never wanted to be a croissant so bad in my whole life.

by Granolayogurt January 27, 2021