The ability to openly lie about a medical condition or concoct a bullshit story to obtain monetary compensation without due cause. The ability to deflect blame for ones actions by using a sob story.
by Payback izabitch May 24, 2012
Ayyo it's fucked up...Wheeler got fired from Wendy's and now he's a wheeler at Country Meadows. Haha what a fucking tool!
by Nick D February 28, 2003
by Cool Dude December 24, 2004
the term used to describe ejaculating onto one's own face or specifically into one's own eye.
a Wheeler is an action usually performed between two people, the second party not recieving the actual Wheeler but assisting in the "arrival" of the term.
A Wheeler is a term one usually wouldn't wish to be associated with, causing embarresment and in extreme cases expulsion from a social network.
a Wheeler is an action usually performed between two people, the second party not recieving the actual Wheeler but assisting in the "arrival" of the term.
A Wheeler is a term one usually wouldn't wish to be associated with, causing embarresment and in extreme cases expulsion from a social network.
by Percival Blugeon September 28, 2007
One who loves bum and getting pwned by ultra nubz0rz. Also, loves taking gay porn pictures with a camera phone. Being wheeler must include a lopsided head and many other gay features.
by Toasted Toast April 28, 2005
someone who refuses to wipe their butt after pooing, and therefore has dried, crusty flakes of poo in their butt nonstop. These flakes often fall out, creating a poop trail making wheelers easy to discover.
by bobby boby and billy May 02, 2005
Someone who spends a lot of time in their bedroom, doing who knows what. They are probably playing video games or touching themselves, for that is all they do. Not to be confused with someone successful.
- Hey did you see Joe last weekend?
- No, I think he spent last week in his bedroom, eating pizza and crap alone.
- Man, its a shame he turned into a Wheeler.
- No, I think he spent last week in his bedroom, eating pizza and crap alone.
- Man, its a shame he turned into a Wheeler.
by WashingtonDCscholars August 09, 2011