pecker wrecker

braces on a girl

damn dog that girls pecker wreckers tore my shit up

by concernedcustomer May 5, 2004

Double decker pecker wrecker

When your woman has braces on top and bottom teeth. And she gives you a bj

Dude don't date her.
Why?
She has braces of top and bottom.

So what.

That's a double decker pecker wrecker

by Bamafan6 August 31, 2014

Whacker's Remorse

that kinda depressed feeling you sometimes get after masturbating.

"I just deleted my entire porn collection"
"Damn, whacker's remorse, son"

by nshields August 6, 2008

peenie whacker

Used to ejaculate and evacuate. Cums in many shapes and sizes (and colors) while also being attached to twins which can also cum in different shapes and sizes. Can be hairy, smooth and/or prickly like a cacti. Can also be used a derogatory term.

Kiki: bro my waiter was such a bitch, he made me pay for water

Chance: what a fuckin peenie whacker

Ex.2

Evan: what’s it mean when a girl laughs when I show her my peenie whacker?

Randy: means you got a massive member my manz

Evan: oh..

by Chance52 August 20, 2021

pud whacker

Someone who is not cool or up with the times,usually a 18-25 yr old male that is still a virgin but still talks about whacking it everynite cause he's clueless on how to nail some snatch!

That dude chris is such a pud whacker,he couldn't get laid in a 10.00 whore house!

by pipelayer24 May 31, 2013

Whacker

An individual with an extreme obsession with anything involving the Fire Service. one who becomes overly excited over any emergency call just so that they can over assesorise there vehicle with lights, sirens and mobile radios. from trees down to working structure fire's they use any means nessisary to be the first on scene (ie. driveing past the fire house in there own vehicle with out the life saving equipment at the fire house) Also known as a Ambulance chaser who listen to the emergency radio waiting for an emergency call to either observe or try and take control of the situation weather they are called or not. these people usually are undertrained and usualy are not to brite. They obsess and glout the fact that they have the title Probationary Firefighter or EMT but they never care to mention the Probationary Part! are usually probies and wanna-b's

Cory is such a whacker! he stays at the fire house all day and waits for calls. Just the other day i seen him sitting in the fire truck playing with the tools, he even turned on the lights and sirens!

by Libertysccr2 December 6, 2011

Whacker

EMT, Firefighter or EMT\Firefighter who has a lot of flashing blue or red halogen, strobe or L.E.D lights on their vehicle so that you can see them from a mile away, has at least 1 mobile\hand held scanner or two way radio, wears their squad jacket everywhere in the winter, wears squad\fire department t-shirt every day in the summer. Can be easily spotted by the presence of several pagers on their belt from several different fire departments and\or squads because they want to claim that they run more calls than anyone else. They don't just show up for the good calls, but they get especially excited upon hearing the words "structure fire" or "MVA with entrapment". Often the first person at the squad building or the firehouse when the call goes out because they were listening to their scanner or radio.

Firefighter 1: Hey, man, have you met the new guy yet?
Firefighter 2: Yeah, he's already a member at 2 other fire departments before he joined here.
Firefighter 1: What a whacker!

by Jay Dog January 29, 2010