what the shit

*car gets crushed by train*

Dude 1: What the fuck?!?

*car gets torn into pieces by flying pigs*
Dude 2: WHAT THE SHIT?!??!

by jmlport3883838 May 16, 2011

Same as WTF? but now that I know it was used by Keanu in the Matrix, I will never say it again!!

What the shit?! As like, "What the shit is that about?"

by The Hunter May 27, 2004

What the shit?

Some dumb bastards attempt at saying what the fuck but falling well short of making sense had to settle for what the shit.

by nigga man December 1, 2003

When you find a need to use it, you will find out.

by Truth_hurts_9/11 February 9, 2010

A phrase used to depict a sense of fine confusion.

Peter: "Dave, that man just got married to a penguin and everyones happy for him!"
Dave: "What The Shit Is Going On?!"

by Woobi October 4, 2006

A phrase commonly used in the Hebrew language to depict surprise and bewildrement.

Avi walks with Regev on the sidewalk and sees a huge hole in the middle of the road.
Avi points at the hole and says:
"what is this shit?!?"

by Elad H. March 14, 2005

Alternate to "What the shit" or "What the balls". Sounds similar to a foreigner trying to use American swear words.

"I found a quarter in my vagina!"

What the shit-ass?!?

by Zoey Jordan August 22, 2008