whalernub

The tiny genitalia of a whaler. Often shrunken by the cold sea winds and dehydrated by the salty air. (Not to be confused with “wailernub” which is the penis of a wailing man).

“I was going to let that fisherman hit it but then I found out he had a whalernub”

by Geoff Geoff March 17, 2022

Whalepenis

It's a color... it's like purple, blue, and pink all at the same time, yet none of those colors ever. It will surely blow your minds... your minds will explode.

Where I come from we know colors, and whalepenis is one of them.

Hey, I like your whalepenis colored top, it's my fav color.

by Foxen April 28, 2008

whaleness

The state of delusion of morbidly obese females who believe they are actually healthy and cute.

The media has gone nuts with the love fest for Lizzo. Clearly some feminist is pushing whaleness philosophy.

by glorialindquist February 14, 2020

whalenets

Fishnets for morbidly obese people.

Hey, look, Roseanne's wearing whalenets! RUN AWAY!!!!!!

by Jurobei June 15, 2007

whalenika

A term used to describe someone of a vast stature, on the borderline of clinical obesity.

They don’t eat up their verse, music videos, performances, charts etc. They only eat up the bread they steal from Red Lobster.

Kenny: Hey check Whalenika over there

Meek: That’s your wife bro…

by bossnigga69 July 1, 2021

Whalen

(V.) To cock block a friend at a social gathering, when that friend has a chance of getting it in

Jack: How was the Dance, kid?
Joe: "Dude, was grinding this bidd, when i got completely whalened by a drunk guy humping me."

by Brontifex Maximus August 26, 2010

whalee

A whalee is a type of face that people make that looks something like this: ____.__________.____
Also refered to as a WHALEEEEEEEEE this species can have many kids at a time and tend to invade whatever space possible. This is a relatively new species only discovered on 10/26/2017 it seems to be invading all the paper in the area as well as taking up much space if you ever encounter a whalee....
RUN....

Oh my gosh! Look at the size of that Whalee!!! *They get consumed by the whalee*

by MattCS October 27, 2017