Wetting the dirt

The act of ejaculating on a dried poopy butthole. Therefore moisturizing “the dirt”.

“Hey man I’ve had the shits all week and ran out of toilet paper and now my butthole is poopy and dry, you mind wetting it for me?”
“Brother I have no problem wetting the dirt for you”

by The turdburgalar January 3, 2021

wetting a towel

when a guy sticks his dick in a girls vag.

see: sex

frankie: heh heh thors wetting a towel!
anna: mailes! for like the 9th time!
both: hahahahahaha shes such a slut!

by fraaaaaaaaaaanx June 24, 2008

wetting the knuckle

female masterbation

she is in there wetting the knuckle again

by turtlesac November 24, 2016

Wetting Down

Noun; American
An event involving three moderately endowed men in which they travel to a dive bar or foreign equivalent, and spend their promotion pay on alcohol for all in attendance. At the event the three gentlemen wear only White T-shirts and thongs and wrestle each other inside a kiddie pool filled with strawberry flavored water-soluble personal lubricant while the guests poor ice cold beer over them.

"Oh my god,Are you going to James, Dakota and Ian's wetting down? I hear they're having the Coors light flown in fresh!"

by Jimmy Carter the Peanut Man May 14, 2022

wetting the soil while it's being planted

pissing yourself and shitting yourself at the same time

look at him he wet the soil while it's being planted lol!!!
uh oh I'm wetting the soil while it's being planted

by morting September 5, 2025

Desk wetting

Desk wetting is the process of relieving yourself at your desk, usually to mark territory.

MasterYodaStarWars11: Hey what are you doing, John?
JohnTheMeme0_0: Im desk wetting obviously. I don't want you to come near my precious internet memes.

by Mr_Seasons November 16, 2017

seat wetting

Seat wetting refers specifically to when a couple go parking but don't go all the way, but she gets so into the petting that she leaves a wet patch on the car seat. Specifically, for it to be 'seat wetting' it has to occur in a car.

"There's no use getting into heavy petting, it only leads to trouble and seat wetting."

by JimmyBoJones July 14, 2018