if intent weld

a term used when your internet connection is not working but you anticipate that it may be working in the near future!!!

"yo, homi, i can't play that shizzle fifa"

"safe, if intent weld tmrw"

by uf007 March 28, 2010

skin welding

Fucking your girl and letting the cum stick you and your girls skins and requires water or her to suck it to remove

Hey I went to GACTC for a 3 year trade in skin welding

by Horno cornnyo February 24, 2017

Wold

Getting so drunk that you no longer have the ability to say wild.

I get wold.

by Wold1 January 5, 2019

weldor

Someone with a huge cock bulge in his jeans makes more money than you and will steal your wife

Terry my husband doesn't make enough money, well why don't you go get a weldor he makes much more money and has a bigger cock.

by Weldgod😉😝 November 23, 2014

Weld Job

When you cream in her crack and push it together till it dries, creating a seal.

I performed a weld job on Baylee and she couldn't poop for a week.

by cream in the crack December 24, 2015

welder's bench

Often used to describe an exceptionally ugly face. Reminds us of the pitted, uneven mess formed by molten metal dripped by a welder onto his workstation.

Fuck me, I'm not tapping that she's got a face like a welder's bench.

by Teddyhaller December 19, 2007

Weald of Kent Grammar School

We do Ket is a nunnery school for bent retards who suck cock and do crack in the loos. If you get a whiff of fanny you know a wealdo is close by so start running unless you wanna catch chlamydia. If you go to weald it is likely you were drop kicked as a baby and u are definitely clapped but u do charge 2p or some haribos for a blowjob behind lidl. Normally can find one fingering herself in the maths block or shagging a Year 7.

Is that girl special needs?
Yes she goes to Weald of Kent Grammar School

by yourmumscrotum April 3, 2020