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Elf Wenches

Used to summarize the feeling or situation of experiencing the paragon of something that causes every subsequent type of that thing to be worse by comparison

Taken from the Rocko's Modern Life quote overheard in the comic book store, "You'll never be satisfied with a mortal woman, because the elf wenches are SO beautiful, you'll spend the rest of your life searching for that same beauty again. Yes."
Person 1: Dude, ever since we moved away from San Diego, all this mexican food is shitty as hell

Person 2: Elf wenches, dude.
by mcgangbang541 September 8, 2010
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Wenchelman

noun - a male wench. Plural form is wenchelmen.
I'm inviting that wenchelman to my house tonight. He's a wenchelman.
by deceitless February 12, 2010
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Wenche

A norwegian giraffe usually sighted playing with chinchilla buddies. This species is known for its specialness at getting raped on buses and being taller than you.
I LuV YoU WeNcHe! <3
by youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu March 15, 2009
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wencel

The human form of a weasel. Known as someone who is rude, savage and does not know how to respect. Born in 1998. Considered an insult or offensive.
Oh, you're such a Wencel.
by justahandle January 24, 2017
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wenchling

An adolescent wench. Often she will be wearing like horrible white patent pvc boots and a denim mini skirt from like New Look or sommat. Her hair will be like straightened to non-existence or pulled back so tight you can see the sunlight shining off her gelled up hair. She will have a low-cut top on often showing her training bra on from Primark or sommat. She will probably be between the ages of 11 - 16. Will have some sort of chav in a rusty old nova hanging around her trying to get her panties off.
Wenchling: Check out like bowling venues, because they are so young they cant get in like. Often called Kirsty, Gemz or sommat completely ghay like that. See *niblet* but add in a slut factor.
by LisaThe Babe Yeh! January 21, 2006
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Wenche Myhre

A scandinavian singer with some success in central europe in the 70ies
by hepcat March 26, 2003
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wenchels

anal area--the pair of cheeks that follow you everywhere, ass, buttcheeks,rear end,assets
my wenchels hurt from sitting down for that long of a trip, he caved my wenchels in
by Tony Motorcycle November 9, 2006
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