clown-weiny

(n): The male genitalia of a comic entertainer, normally implementing exaggerated makeup and costume; typically denser than water.

The children became either manic-depressives or serial killers after Johnny's mom misread an advertisement and hired a clown-weiny for the birthday party.

Kids: What's that rainbow thing that at the bottom of the pool?
Adults: Gasp!

by Mr__P October 29, 2009

weinie dance

The flapping of the cock by forcefully thrusting hips back and forth. Causing the cock to meet the stomach and then the asshole.

Casey did the weine dance after scoring with Steve's mom.

by Casey Bonner February 18, 2005

Bottom Weinie

The result of a gay male having having his ass plowed until his cock deflates to the size of a cocktail weinie.

I got such a bad case of the bottom weinie that I had to stroke it for 30 minutes just to get it to come out of hiding after taking that 10 inch cock up my fag puss!

by Heauxmeauxsexual December 26, 2009

weinie hat

Referring to your son's forskin with what feels more appropriate so he doesn't start saying forskin.

You can refer to an uncircumcised little boy's penis by saying it has a weinie hat because saying forskin is gross.

by SuezeeSmurd January 5, 2019

Weinie Wedgie

When your pants scrunch up into the crevices of your sac in the most uncomfortable manner.

Trev: Oh man I got a serious Weinie Wedgie
Me: Then pull it out when nobody's looking

by Weinie Wedger September 8, 2007

Weinie Washer

A cougar that has sex in the same frequency that a car wash washes cars!

Dick, I was at your moms house and she let me take a ride in the weinie washer!

by Larry Olympic, Dick Beninya March 17, 2008

Weinie Gravy

The fluid that is ejaculated from the penis, during sex or masterbation.

Nancy was so happy Jim got his Viagra, because he can make alot of weinie gravy.

by SEAM WELDERS September 8, 2010