fart weevils

Small beetles with elongated snouts who are primarily drawn to flatus.

My son has been plagued since childhood by fart weevils as he is apparently a particularly hospitable host.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 19, 2021

wervis

The feeling of being nervous when going to the bathroom.

I'm sometimes get really wervis when going to the bathroom in public

by Alexdosifgdsfg May 15, 2007

weevil

Any of numerous beetles that characteristically have a downward-curving snout and are destructive to nuts, fruits, stems, and roots.

Damn weevils in my apple!

by Dylan January 10, 2005

weedis

a play on the word 'weed', just with a touch of fun and silliness. often said while high, the vowels are often dragged out for emphasis.

Julius: you cats wanna smoke another bowl?
Brent: we've got plenty of weedis for that!
Olivia: yippee!

by chat rat January 22, 2013

Weedism

The belief the universe was created by a bong wielding kush leaf coughing after taking a massive hit; a religion discovered by The Church of Weedism

My life wouldn't be the same if it wasn't for The Church of Weedism

by Cheez nizzle August 28, 2016

ass-weevil

A derrogatory term used to refer to one who is like an anal itch that you can't quite get rid of. More directly, it compares an extremely annoying person (usually a pestering co-worker) to a small burrowing insect that has made its home up your ass.

The term itself was most famously coined in a fit of rage by one Mat Noguchi, the notoriously hostile tools developer for Bungie Studios (creators of the Halo video game franchise).

Bill (for the millionth time): "Hey Nick, do you have those reports ready for me yet?"

Nick: "GODDAMMIT BILL! FOR THE MILLIONTH FUCKING TIME I WON'T HAVE THE REPORT DONE TILL FRIDAY! GOD YOU ARE SUCH AN ASS-WEEVIL!!! I HOPE YOU DIE!"

by Mr. Horsefly April 27, 2006

Cock Weevil

Another term for the oh so lovable crabs.

Poor Jim got cock weevils from a Thai whore.

by chefboyardeeznutsinyourmoufus July 30, 2004