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weester

Yo that guys so a weester
by Racom April 5, 2020
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Key Wested

That guy walks like he has been Key Wested.
That girl walks like she has been doing a lot of Key Westing.
by Swisscnc June 12, 2006
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KanYe Wested

When you or someone you know becomes brokenhearted, usually by boyfriend or girlfriend.
"Man, my girl just left me."
"Damn, son, you just got KanYe Wested."
by MRBR April 19, 2009
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weesterner

A memer who is famous for cat fishing men online pretending to be a underage girl. Also known as weest, he has now made his own memes (milk bread).
Person 1: yo did you see weesterner new video
Person 2: yeah that's shits funny
by Rhoe818 April 18, 2018
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Due-Wested

To be drunk and high beyond possibility. To become this fucked up, you have to start before the sun goes down, and you need a White Owl and a couple of Black and Mild cigarellos. Always smoke and THEN drink. Side effects include:

1. Rapping to no music.
2. Hallucination of lesbian fornication.
3. Phone calls to the wrong people.
4. Possible loss of $20.
5. Ripping the button off your pants while trying to pee.
6. Swamp Ass
7. Lacrosse stick up your ass.
8. Rocking back and forth at the kitchen table, spitting all over the place.

NOTE: IF YOU PLAN ON BECOMING DUE-WESTED, HAVE SOMEONE HIDE YOUR MONEY AND PHONE FROM YOU. YOUR FRIEND MIGHT BE A HORRIBLE BABYSITTER!
Dani: Let's get Due-Wested guys!

Shannon: I'll watch.

Matt: Ok, sounds like fun!

2 HOURS LATER...

Dani: Holy shit Matt! You just smoked a whole blunt and did 11 shots! I think you might be Due Wested!

Matt: (Unrecognizable muttering, tries to stand up and fails)

Shannon: Well damn. I think I'll go on a walk with Tiffany.
by Mochalatte March 30, 2011
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