by TSLAQQ July 2, 2021
Get the 2 weeks mug.The term you use when you are lying about where you were (whilst under investigation about sex-trafficking).
Is it right that you threw a birthday party for Jeffery Epstein’s girlfriend.
Prince Andrew: Nope. A shooting weekend. Just “a straight forward shooting weekend”.
Prince Andrew: Nope. A shooting weekend. Just “a straight forward shooting weekend”.
by PrinceAndrewIsGuilty July 7, 2020
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Said to someone when they predict something that they think will certainly happen "soon" (i.e. "2 more weeks") but it's just as likely *not* to happen soon
The Government: "If everyone obeys us, we will all get to go back to normal soon!"
Me: "2 more weeks..."
Some guy on the Internet: "War will happen with (insert country name) soon, it's so obvious what they're doing to anger us!"
Me: "2 more weeks..."
Some pundit: "The former president will use the military to come back to power again, just you wait and see!"
Me: "2 more weeks..."
Me: "2 more weeks..."
Some guy on the Internet: "War will happen with (insert country name) soon, it's so obvious what they're doing to anger us!"
Me: "2 more weeks..."
Some pundit: "The former president will use the military to come back to power again, just you wait and see!"
Me: "2 more weeks..."
by bearfrog January 20, 2022
Get the 2 more weeks mug.A vape used solely on the weekends. Particularly for those who either only hit the vapes of their peers or are hesitant to admit their mild addiction to nicotine.
“Mom relax, it’s a just a weekend vape.”
“Hey it’s Friday, let’s go get a weekend vape.”
“What are you doing?! It’s Tuesday and you’re still hitting the weekend vape, WTF?!”
“WEEKEND VAAAAAPE!!!”
“Hey it’s Friday, let’s go get a weekend vape.”
“What are you doing?! It’s Tuesday and you’re still hitting the weekend vape, WTF?!”
“WEEKEND VAAAAAPE!!!”
by Weekendvape January 7, 2023
Get the weekend vape mug.The amount of time quoted within which any project of any size or scale will be completed, even though all parties involved know that promise is a bold faced lie. Whether the job is finishing a backyard landscaping project, hanging office doors, or replacing a headlight that got hammered by the business end of a deer, the experts will tell you with complete confidence that the finished product is 2 weeks out.
Danimal: Hey Buddy, now that the weather is in the triple digits in Arizona, how’s the pool coming along?
Lil Marty: My contractor assured me that they are Two Weeks Out from wrapping everything up.
Danimal: I feel like you told me that three months ago..
Lil Marty: I did.
Lil Marty: My contractor assured me that they are Two Weeks Out from wrapping everything up.
Danimal: I feel like you told me that three months ago..
Lil Marty: I did.
by Falcon Thunder Fist May 18, 2021
Get the Two Weeks Out mug.code for entailing a vacation where girls secretly have sexual encounters with total strangers, sometimes people they met online. I say secretly because the folks back at home (especially the boyfriend) may be aware of the vacation but aren't supposed to be aware of the vacation's sole purpose. typically used by girls with a teenage mindset.
Ashley: Hey, Jeanne! What's up?
Jeanne: Nothing girl. Bored as hell. Just waiting for that California weekend to come.
Ashley: Haha yeah!!
Brian, Ashley's boyfriend: Hey girls, whatcha up to?
Both girls: Nothing! ;)
Jeanne: Nothing girl. Bored as hell. Just waiting for that California weekend to come.
Ashley: Haha yeah!!
Brian, Ashley's boyfriend: Hey girls, whatcha up to?
Both girls: Nothing! ;)
by BrianTheDumbass June 13, 2013
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