weedternity

1. so, like, when you're smokin' like a BUNCH. Well... the elapse in time between smokin' like that 'one too much' hit, and the time you realize that you were staring at the ceiling fan for the past minute, but you felt like you had watched that white light for like EVER!

2. When you're sitting and two minutes pass but it felt like three billion years due to you being completely toastered.

ANONYMOUS STONER: 'whoa!!, what time is it?! man i just felt like I spent a weedternity watchin' that lamp... thing!'

by stoners-anonymous July 26, 2009

weedeating

The use of a gas powered Line Trimmer to cut weeds, trim grass ect... Also useful in the clearing of underbrush with the use of a saw blade attachment on the trimmer.

After I mowed the grass, I spent the rest the evening weedeating.

by Christopher Rich January 2, 2009

Weed Eater

A vegan.

Why would you buy a $200 Weed Eater man? Just use one of the organic, living ones. Sure, it will complain about having it's ears pulled like a starter cord, but they will still get up the weeds just as good as a gas powered Weed Eater.

by WeeW MooM February 28, 2020

weedaterian

One referred to as a stoner that gets high as fuck everyday.

Dyllon is such a weedaterian, and he's always getting stoned.

by Morgasm The Great June 12, 2014

Weed-eater

The weed eater is when one performs the daunting task of eating out a female that happens to be very hairy. While "down there" the person makes the sound of a weedeater, or a reving motor sound. vrm vrm vrm vrm vrm

Its the same as 70's porn, just add the sounds effects of a weed-eater.

by Natedawg Burnett January 28, 2008

Weeetermelon

The inability to spell words properly similar to the learning disorder dyslexia. If someone has weeetermelon they frequently misspell words and do poorly in English class. This disorder is extremely contagious so keep your distance to avoid getting that weeetermelon, its incurable.

- Yo watch out for Noah he got weeetermelon

- Gilbert got a zero on his spelling test, he must have weeetermelon

- Bubba over there can't even spell his name, he got that strong weeetermelon

by Derr Williams May 7, 2019

weedwater

when smoke has passed though water well smoking from a waterbong

dude, dont drink the weedwater youll get sick!

by kelso619 July 13, 2010