by Parrotti July 22, 2018
 Get the Wearing me as a hatmug.
Get the Wearing me as a hatmug. Annikwa said, "I sure wish I had me some scotch."
Mo'Lindy replied, "Shoo, girl - ain't nobody wearing a feather hat. Drink you some Hen."
Mo'Lindy replied, "Shoo, girl - ain't nobody wearing a feather hat. Drink you some Hen."
by it's this girl, biscuit! February 21, 2011
 Get the ain't nobody wearing a feather hatmug.
Get the ain't nobody wearing a feather hatmug. by bretttttttttttttt October 30, 2007
 Get the wear me like a hatmug.
Get the wear me like a hatmug. by Trikc17 March 13, 2019
 Get the Don't wear fire as a hatmug.
Get the Don't wear fire as a hatmug. One day in the mild October of 2004 three fellows descended upon the shopping valhalla of Croydon. Due to a lack of funds the three chaps decided it was necessary think out of the box, to transcend above what mere window shopping had to offer.
The two intellectually inferior of the threesome hatched a rather nefarious scheme. They would force the more dashing and amazing one to wear amusing looking hats. All in all, 5 hats were worn (one of which was quite clearly designed for humans of the female persuasion). The images were saved for posterity on a picture phone.
The immeasurable glamour of the Russian hat would go on to fascinate and arouse in equal measure for literally hours to come.
The two intellectually inferior of the threesome hatched a rather nefarious scheme. They would force the more dashing and amazing one to wear amusing looking hats. All in all, 5 hats were worn (one of which was quite clearly designed for humans of the female persuasion). The images were saved for posterity on a picture phone.
The immeasurable glamour of the Russian hat would go on to fascinate and arouse in equal measure for literally hours to come.
"Ah do you remember the James Morgan wearing stupid looking hats incident?
Not only do I remember, I could never ever forget, the mere thought of it excites me to almost the point of uncontrollable arousal"
Not only do I remember, I could never ever forget, the mere thought of it excites me to almost the point of uncontrollable arousal"
by morgangills December 1, 2004
 Get the James Morgan wearing stupid looking hats incidentmug.
Get the James Morgan wearing stupid looking hats incidentmug. i was at a concert and got a little too inebriated and shouted this at a guy when he looked at me. It basically means "I will whup your ass."
by Neo8633 April 28, 2011
 Get the Ill wear you like a hatmug.
Get the Ill wear you like a hatmug. to put it in layman's terms, you make me so sick i would rather defecate at the expense of my own undergarments instead of being in your presence.
by discombobulator! November 21, 2010
 Get the i would rather shit in my own jocks and wear them as a hatmug.
Get the i would rather shit in my own jocks and wear them as a hatmug.