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weaponized incontinence 

A more insidious form of weaponized incompetence wherein lack of voluntary control over urination or defecation is wielded with the intent to manipulate others in one's selfish interest.
Old dude: "Come downstairs and hand me the goddamn remote. It's on the chair right there."
Oppressed grandniece: "Do it yourself—I'm on the phone!!"
Old dude: "Okay. I'll be shittin' my pants while I'm at it. And there's no pad under me either this time."
Oppressed grandniece: "I'm done with the weaponized incontinence!! You're headed to a hospice care facility tomorrow morning you son of a bitch."
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Weaponized Butt Juice 

Incredibly foul smelling discharge from a dog's anal sac which has been weaponized by applying said secretion to a piece of fabric or furniture and placing the annointed fabric or furniture in the victims car/office/bedroom. Otherwise known as WBJ.
Yo, Edie is in the bathroom ralphing up lunch. What's up with that?

Someone put Weaponized Butt Juice on her kerchief and when she went to blow her nose she got too big of a whiff.

weaponized semen 

Any form of male ejaculate that is tainted by sexually transmitted diseases such as HIV, hepatitis, or the clap.
Jonny: Yo I think Karen is going to hook up with that sketchy looking brother tonight.

Daryl: I hope she doesn't, I think he has a serious case of weaponized semen.
weaponized semen by P-Money315 March 21, 2010

weponized 

the use of alchol to become fully hamerred. . . and intentionaly start fights
bob:john was fully weponized last night
jack:yea he fought 3 guys
weponized by gavgav August 31, 2007

weaponized conservatism

When logic and reason are utilized to destroy weak liberal arguments.
Strike Force Daily has weaponized conservatism in the fight against liberal ideas.

weaponized dysphoria 

When a transgender individual uses their gender dysphoria as an excuse to get what they want or to emotionally manipulate another individual. Weaponized dysphoria is commonly used against parents, friends, other transgender people, and romantic interests. Sometimes weaponized dysphoria can come in the form of putting down another transgender person's appearance to make themselves feel better.

Most transgender people do not use weaponized dysphoria, however the ones that do will negatively impact other transgender people and people's view on transgender people as a whole.
A transgender person is using weaponized dysphoria when they accuse a cisgender person of making them feel dysphoric and ugly because he or she does not want to date them.

A transgender boyfriend telling his transgender girlfriend that she has no boobs and has the squarest jaw he's ever seen is an example of weaponized dysphoria because he is purposefully increasing her dysphoria to lessen his own.
weaponized dysphoria by Dr. Sigh November 29, 2017

Weaponized Army 

Weaponized Army is a group that's against Abbyism, it's widely use in Launch
Person 1:Hey,Abby said something that's not right

Person 2:Yup, that's why we created Weaponized Army

Person 1:Oh i see
Weaponized Army by Weaponized Simon February 11, 2022