new jersey basement waterproofing

To repair a basement in N.J.

I was suprised to find out the new jersey basement waterproofing was a problem.

by Paul Thornton November 3, 2007

Waterproofer

More waterproof (er) than waterproof

We're gonna keep the tape on the screwholes on the trunk to make it waterproofer

by Flying Baguettes July 4, 2023

waterproof picnic blanket

An obvious euphemism for an outdoor, wet-weather orgy.

Janet and Bill have invited us to a waterproof picnic blanket on Saturday. I said we'd go if we've got nothing on.

by L0lWh0t August 16, 2022

Waterproof pants

The type of pants recommended for a bunch of guys who party hard, drink a lot and may hit a pool party or lagoon style jam. It’ll be used to keep their junk from impregnating other girls by mistake, hence the waterproof necessity. Also good for rain.

Yo, these waterproof pants saved me from child support nuff times still.

by Pete442 June 11, 2018

waterproof matches

Refers to social "pairings" (i.e., friendships, romantic/business relationships, marriages, etc.) that are of sufficient "durability" that they are "impermeable to moisture-related mishaps"; i.e., the couples' bond of amicable feelings with each other will not be adversely affected by stressful/unfortunate "H20-type" events that can happen in everyday life, such as getting caught in the rain, accidentally stepping/falling into deep puddles, etc.

Waterproof matches are all well and good in and of themselves, but another true --- and necessary --- test of a compatible union between two individuals would have to be a "trial by fire"... as Tevya's young daughters vehemently remonstrated in "Fiddler On The Roof", "playing with matches, a girl can get burned"!

by QuacksO April 20, 2019

Waterproof Ice

Ice, but waterphobic.

Eh, is that what waterproof ice?

Yeah.

But, why?

So it doesn't melt.

by lolplease454 July 30, 2022