Wasserstein

A word which can be used in place of any other word, it can have any meaning

John took his wasserstein for a walk.

Mary: Excuse me, how many wassersteins will that take?
Shop Keeper: 13, thank you

Tom: Hey mum can we have wasserstein for dinner?
Mum: Sure

by upsidedownbin May 29, 2010

wassermerron

a kind of melon that creates enjoyment for Germans (hence the wasser bit) and Japanese (merron)alike. They are often so greatly pleased that they shake their arms about in a gleeful fashion.

A JAPANESE MAN: Hello Gunter, how would you like some wassermerron?
GUNTER THE GERMAN: Ja ja!
then a lot of rejoicing goes on. Hoorah!

by JoopishKing March 25, 2009

wassercat

A person who pours soda into other another person's mailbox, traditionally done so on Superbowl Sunday.

You damn wassercats have done this for the last time!

by Shoobadoop June 14, 2016

Issac Jew Boy Wasserman

Quite possibly the only jew at St. Albans. Originally from the ghetto (aka Murch Elementary). Bad ass activities include the D.C. Youth Orchestra, snow boarding, and creating cool websites with his minions: Shep, Gunner, and Hans, otherwise known as the WASP-eters. Formally known as Mr. Elley Blanchet.

In a world of popped collars and checkered shorts, Isaac Jew Boy Wasserman is a refreshing antidote. Has a twin.

by the coolest person EVER February 28, 2005

Wasserflugzeug

German for "Hydroplane"

Schauen Sie den wasserflugzeug an!

Ehrfurchtgebietend

by Rman November 30, 2003

wasserman

to completly ruin something, or to take a funny joke too far so it isnt funny anymore.

guy1: (funny joke)

guy2: (says something so dumb, nobody wants to be affiliated with the joke)

everyone: (sighs in unison, then scream in unison) "WASSERMAN!!"

by wasserhater October 28, 2009

Wassmerform

not to be confused with Wassermanform; a raging drunken state characterized by periods of belligerence, unexplainable verbal and physical violence, sarcasm, hilarity, and naked defecation. This state mandates total disregard for the health of oneself or other's, and should not be regretted upon returning to the state of sobriety.

ex. I wouldn't have screamed at that girl and belittled her in front of all those people and made her feel like a stupid whore if it hadn't been for me being in wassmerform.

ex. You were really in wassmerform last night when you kept cockstrawing every girl in the club.

ex. Question: "Why were you laying in the street spread eagle last night?"
Answer: "I was in wassmerform."

by CDE et al April 22, 2007