wassive

extremely massive (meaning very big); so massive that the m has been inverted. used when 'massive' just isn't enough to describe the sheer enormity of something.

"the universe is wassive"

by grippa November 1, 2005

Lag Mag Wasil

A wierd but Funny AF person, who is a little bit fag at the same time.

Random guy: damn you're a lag mag wasil.

by J to the fucking B March 30, 2018

Wassail

1. The tradition of singing carols door to door.
2. An ancient tradition that exists of going from house to house on Christmas for Wassail. If you can't provide wassail for humble, tattered minstrels, you gotta turn over your debit card and PIN number immediately.
3. A refreshing, great tasting beverage that comes in cans.

"Enjoy the great taste of Wassail... in cans!"

by Joseph Grabko September 27, 2005

Wassell

A Wassell is the Guy at the Bar buying the drinks, and serving the Laughs, Honourable and sincere in their Intentions, and loyal to a Fault, first to jump in to defend the weak from the tyrannical, always has your back in a conflict if you're the righteous party, A spiritual Being born of Forest, and Lunar energy, the light of the Universe flows within a Wassell.

Look!?! A Wassell, haven't seen one of those in a while, owning that scene as per!

by TheEmpathicDiction July 31, 2018

Wasilla Girl

A Wasilla girl is interested in married or otherwise taken men-usually much older men. Their goal is to get a man to leave everything for her and fall in love, then he will be ghosted. These are not hit or miss attributes, but all inclusive; meaning a Wasilla girl will do all of these, not just some. You will know them by the warnings from others that say things like "I can't really explain, but I've seen her over and over to different people so keep your distance". They are great at acting, and will always convince their victims that they are the absolute exception. They joke about things such as collecting jars of men's tears. They eventually turn into bloated and horrendously bitter women at Walmart who ride the electric scooter, altho they can walk, and run over people's toes then tell at them for being in the way.

Stay away from Becky. She's a Wasilla Girl!

by Concrete Coyotes November 7, 2019

Wassio

If ur a wasteman and a pussio

“He actually tried to step to me, some next up wassio”

by KA111 November 24, 2022

Wasilla high school

Where all the druggies and sluts in the Mat-su valley go to school. Having sex or even being around the skanks that walk those halls will result in a variety of STD's. They have shitty everything for sports. their principal is really cool but other than that the only positive thing is the aids on the toilet seats.

Bristol Palin went to Wasilla High School....just like her momma.

by Dean richardson February 13, 2012