Wasband

An X husband who WAS not IS. Hence WASBAND A bit nicer than X!

My Wasband is such a jerk!
Well, I was married for 35 years until my Wasband found a younger Woman.
My Wasband and I get along as long as we stay clear of all communication!

by I am Pepper Spray September 17, 2025

[Wasband]

Wasband: the man who was previously your husband. A man who was a husband. A friend going through a divorce wanted a new word to describe her ex.

Zak is my wasband, we were divorced 3 years ago.

by Alltall August 14, 2017

Wasband

An ex-husband that you’re on good terms with.

My wasband was actually a good guy.

by anonymous October 17, 2022

Wasband

As in, he ‘was’ my ‘husband’. A gendered term, as the feminine should be called by their proper name and given the respect she deserves.

My wasband was late to pick up the kids.

by PasadenaPaul June 29, 2025

wasband balls

The condition where a man's testicles take on the peculiar scent of Krispy Kreme donuts after a divorce.

I went to visit Joe to see how he was doing after the divorce and noticed all of his towels smelled like donuts. It must be because of his wasband balls.

by A L F January 6, 2010

Wasband

An ex husband that you don’t hate

I’m taking my daughter to dinner with my wasband

by Ambers kitty April 14, 2023

wasband

An ex husband. Especially where the couple is cordial.

My "wasband" and I are still friends, we have kids together.

by Phonebooth Lynn June 4, 2023