wasband balls

The condition where a man's testicles take on the peculiar scent of Krispy Kreme donuts after a divorce.

I went to visit Joe to see how he was doing after the divorce and noticed all of his towels smelled like donuts. It must be because of his wasband balls.

by A L F January 06, 2010

Wasband

An ex husband that you don’t hate

I’m taking my daughter to dinner with my wasband

by Ambers kitty April 14, 2023

[Wasband]

Wasband: the man who was previously your husband. A man who was a husband. A friend going through a divorce wanted a new word to describe her ex.

Zak is my wasband, we were divorced 3 years ago.

by Alltall August 14, 2017

Wasband

A husband who is now your ex. Hence, he was.

My wasband owes me child support.

by Kymoo January 15, 2024

wasband

An ex-husband.

my wasband is such an ass.

by Tess593 March 13, 2009

Wasband

An ex-husband that you’re on good terms with.

My wasband was actually a good guy.

by anonymous October 17, 2022

Wasband

As in, he ‘was’ my ‘husband’. A gendered term, as the feminine should be called by their proper name and given the respect she deserves.

My wasband was late to pick up the kids.

by PasadenaPaul June 29, 2025