1: adj: to wank very hard.
1(i): Generally used metaphorically and not in the sense of masturbation in the meaning - poor quality, not very good. 'This is complete wankage' (see also 'suckage')
2: v: To 'own', 'pr0n', or defeat. 'You have been wankaged!'
1(i): Generally used metaphorically and not in the sense of masturbation in the meaning - poor quality, not very good. 'This is complete wankage' (see also 'suckage')
2: v: To 'own', 'pr0n', or defeat. 'You have been wankaged!'
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Wantagh is a great town known for being the “Gateway to Jones Beach.” It’s filled with a mix of spoiled, snobby, chill, and sporty kids whose parents pay outrageous property taxes.
Real estate wise, the Wantagh Woods section is most desirable and has a exceptionally wealthy class of people moving in. Older homes are being flipped weekly and sold for over a million each. I Most parents are lawyers and very involved in their child’s Lacrosse or soccer careers. There is no privacy among Wantagh Woods residents and everyone knows eachothers business. The Moms are usually MILFs and attend yoga before their kids PTA meetings where all the gossip goes down. It’s hard not to find someone who hasn’t played lacrosse and who doesn’t hate Garden City. The kids are down to smoke at any point of the day and usually go to a spot in the preserve called Coors if the cops aren’t around. Basically to sum it up, Wantagh Woods kids are sporty, Catholic and the more wealthy students end up attending Chaminade, SHA or Kellenberg Memorial for High school.
Forest Lake kids are interesting, and not really known for anything but you must go there to get to Coors.
The Mandalay section is filled with Jewish American Princesses and spoiled kids who live on the water. They’re generally chill but the section is very small so there are not too many.
In the end, Wantagh is a great place to grow up and most people have each others backs no matter what goes down.
Real estate wise, the Wantagh Woods section is most desirable and has a exceptionally wealthy class of people moving in. Older homes are being flipped weekly and sold for over a million each. I Most parents are lawyers and very involved in their child’s Lacrosse or soccer careers. There is no privacy among Wantagh Woods residents and everyone knows eachothers business. The Moms are usually MILFs and attend yoga before their kids PTA meetings where all the gossip goes down. It’s hard not to find someone who hasn’t played lacrosse and who doesn’t hate Garden City. The kids are down to smoke at any point of the day and usually go to a spot in the preserve called Coors if the cops aren’t around. Basically to sum it up, Wantagh Woods kids are sporty, Catholic and the more wealthy students end up attending Chaminade, SHA or Kellenberg Memorial for High school.
Forest Lake kids are interesting, and not really known for anything but you must go there to get to Coors.
The Mandalay section is filled with Jewish American Princesses and spoiled kids who live on the water. They’re generally chill but the section is very small so there are not too many.
In the end, Wantagh is a great place to grow up and most people have each others backs no matter what goes down.
by taghlax April 5, 2018
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Get the wankage mug.One of the most boring towns on Long Island. Filled with douchebags and sluts. In Wantagh High School there's an annoying population of assholes that think they're bigger than they really are and ultimately will end up working at mcdonalds after they graduate. Then there are the select few who actually don't give a fuck and want to just get out of this shitty town. Good for you. The town is basically 99% white. It's pretty bad considering you can count the people that aren't white on one hand. There are countless douches that think they're ghetto, when in reality couldn't be more of the opposite.
The social totem-pole is pretty simple here..
Seniors>Juniors>Sophomores>Staff>Custodians>The trees outside>Dirt>Security Guards>Freshman...
Yeah that seems about right... But yeah, The security guards here are really fucking annoying. They think they're cops, when in reality they're biggest concern is if you're cutting class or going to take a shit. It's pretty sad.
Most the teachers here are assholes, although some can be really nice. Mr. H our dean comes off as the biggest asshole but he's actually not that bad of a guy if you've ever actually been called down to 104.
The only time stuff gets exciting is when a girl has a pregnancy scare or when tools decide to steal a highchair from wendy's. Yeah. Life's pretty sad here.
The social totem-pole is pretty simple here..
Seniors>Juniors>Sophomores>Staff>Custodians>The trees outside>Dirt>Security Guards>Freshman...
Yeah that seems about right... But yeah, The security guards here are really fucking annoying. They think they're cops, when in reality they're biggest concern is if you're cutting class or going to take a shit. It's pretty sad.
Most the teachers here are assholes, although some can be really nice. Mr. H our dean comes off as the biggest asshole but he's actually not that bad of a guy if you've ever actually been called down to 104.
The only time stuff gets exciting is when a girl has a pregnancy scare or when tools decide to steal a highchair from wendy's. Yeah. Life's pretty sad here.
-"Oh hey you know the black kid in our school?"
-"Yeah, what about him?"
*Wantagh: Gateway to Jones Beach*
*never goes to beach*
-"Yeah, what about him?"
*Wantagh: Gateway to Jones Beach*
*never goes to beach*
by ∆ø˙˜ August 19, 2012
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I went into guitar center the other day, but the guitar wankage was so over the top I had to clean my ears out with a q-tip.
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