Shitty Wank

When a person is having a wank and their crotch and hands are all covered in their own shit.

"I was having a really good wank last night, and then I shit the bed. I thought about stopping but I just carried on and had a shitty wank instead"

by topcatistop May 25, 2009

Shitty Wank Demon

A weird Youtube creature that stalks through Youtube looking for the next victim. May or may not have a virus in the video, but is otherwise harmless.
The video is of a claymation guy pooping and then blowing his load on his feces, and a rabbit humanoid creature pops out and gives him 3 wishes. The guy wishes for a castle and one appears but it's made of poop and cum. Then he asks for a boat and a boat made of poop appears, and then he asks to go home and is teleported to a world made of poop and wank.
Another video has a person (maybe the same dude from the first) doing the same as before but in a toilet, so the shitty wank demon's wife appears and throws poop like a chimp.

Don't go to the Shitty Wank Demon's world, it is made of raw sewage.

by happyatcommonsense March 26, 2019

shitty wank stain

Someone who shits whilst wanking...

Oi you fucking idiot stop being a shitty wank stain.

by Wonka August 11, 2018

Wankshit

Sperm coming out of your dick during wanking.

Babe, I will swallow your whole wankshit !

by Top Mason March 17, 2015

wankshit

The fine art of having a wank whilst simultaneously taking a dump.

Dude 1: Whatcha get up to last night man?
Dude 2: Stayed in and had a well good wankshit.
Dude 1: Sweet!

by psyclopse October 20, 2007

wankshit

A complete dickhead who publicly performs disgusting stunts to make himself look cool/hard.

"Dean you wankshit, get that shit out your mouth"

by Zoeish May 9, 2005