walking the dog

: The act of taking your pet dog on a
walk in the great outdoors.
: To fondle one's penis.
: To fondle someone else's penis.
: Something to say when one doesn't
want one/others to know that they
are about to smoke out of their
bowl/chillium/pipe.

1. Hey Bob, you need me to go walk the dog?
2. Bob, I'm walking the dog can u give me a minute!
3. Bob you need help on walking the dog?
4. Be back in a sec, gotta go walk the dog.

by kdv June 28, 2005

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walk the dogs

1. To win by a large amount in a game or sporting event

2. To really beat up someone in a fight

see stomp johnson

1a. "Did you see the Cowboys game?"
"Yeah, they walked the dogs on the Eagles"
"Man talking 'bout walk the dogs, it was Cowboys 45,
Eagles 14"

1b. "Did you see the Lakers vs. the Pistons last night?"
"Yup, the Lakers got the dogs walked on them"

2. "Did you see that fight at school yesterday?"
"Hell yuh, Jerome walked the dogs on that kid."

by Douglas Teel November 01, 2007

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Walking the Dog

The act of male masturbation while walking around your own bedroom.

John: Hey man, I got caught walking the dog last night.
Cody: Ah, your family again?
John: Yeah. That's the last time I walk the dog with my bedroom door open...

by Gunga-Zumba-14 November 16, 2019

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Walking the Dog

Saying to your internet friends that you're going to walk the dog, but instead you are sexually pleasuring yourself.

Hey Vega, I'll be back in fifteen just Walking the Dog.

by MrShades May 31, 2011

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Walk the Dog

Code for going outside to smoke marijuana, to be used around those who disapprove. Only works if you have a dog. Do not attempt this subtlety if there is no dog around. It does not go well.
PS Exhale smoke away from doggos; mj smoke is bad for the puppers.

Sitting around, having dinner with boring, judgmental family.
Cousin Awesome: Hey, we should walk the dog.
Cousin Badass: Yeah we should, he really needs to go out.
Aunt Conservative: Oh thank you kids, that's so sweet of you.
Cousins: muahahahaha

by dyejmdac January 22, 2019

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