dumpy wanker

A very slow moving British fraccer that looks like Homer Simpson.

There is a dumpy wanker working on black crew for Ironhorse Energy Services.

by Yourpaljesus May 21, 2018

Wagner Middle School

A shit ass school where the teachers are just annoying, senior slut day exist, people are either smoking blunts or juuling or having sex in the bathroom. OR MAYBE EVEN the fun fires every single fucking month.

I go to Wagner middle school
Ew I go to east side middle school
Aww shit you’re lucky
Fuck off Michelle

by PleaseEndMe49 June 23, 2018

Google Wanker

A new breed of pseudo intellect ,when seeing something has to google it then copy paste it in the conversation normally at the wrong time ends up looking like a true wank puffin

I checked what you wrote best plagiarism ever,you google wanker

by whinging old bastards unhacked July 22, 2018

Wanker's Wednesday

It's when CHSmem memes/roasts the shit out of some poor Catherdralite on Wednesdays
@CHSmem on Instagram

Ah fuck bro you just got voted for Wanker's Wednesday.... You're so fucked

You just fucked my wife! Omg I am so voting for you for Wanker's Wednesday

I was having a real tough time in my life but #WankersWednesday made me get through it

by Haramchoddo August 3, 2018

Brody Wagner

Brody Wagner is the name of an ancient king who rode on top of two rhinos well going into battle. He is known to be the creator of fire and coined the phrase Rashashandai and Rondo Jonzo.

"Man this camp fire is so warm" the man said. "Well you can think Brody Wagner for that" the woman replied.

by Steve J. Talon April 6, 2010

keys wanker

A person who clips their keys onto their jeans so everyone can see that they have things to unlock.

Commonly found in AU Ford driver

Daveo - Look at those keys clipped to his jeans.

Johno - yeah what a keys wanker

Daveo - Yeah he must drive a AU Ford

by Hatfishing king November 28, 2018

Warner Music Group

A greedy recording company that decided to milk the money out of Youtube but failed. Instead, they decided to screw over people by muting the audio in their Youtube videos or imposing severe penalties such as suspensions, labeling the uploader as theives.

Here is my opinion to you, Warner. By pissing off the consumers that buy your products, your reducing your chances of going through the recession intact and increasing the chances you'll go out of business.

Here is the list of Warner Music Group labels:

http://is.gd/hmlK

If you agree that WMG crippling Youtube is wrong, boycott and DO NOT BUY any CD, mp3, song or ANY form of music from any label in that list.

(Don't P2P or download them illegally either, you'll just give a reason for those freaks.)

by Doppelgangergang January 27, 2009