booty wagger

a girl who feels like the big shit because she can shake her ass, usually isn't good looking and usually HAS no ass .
Basically a girl who tries to shake what her momma DIDN'T give her .

"Are you guys varsity cheerleaders? Ewww, where we come from, we call y'all booty waggers!"

by gvhsxcheer January 31, 2010

Nor-Cali-wagger

A Sexual position created in Northern California. That consist of a man and a woman half scissoring. They lay perpendicular to each other, the man lays at a 3 oclock of the bed on his side and the woman laying on her back 12 oclock of the bed. Woman Spreads her legs as the man penetrates her. Womans right leg over mans right leg. Man's left over woman's right leg. Woman's left leg is being grabbed by man.

The Nor-Cali-wagger is a great way to go deep inside a woman

by Eddie Sexy June 8, 2010

Log Wagger

A man who can only achieve an erection by slapping their penis against their partner's labia.

Debbie: Kaiser what's wrong are you stressed?'
Kaiser: 'Shut the fuck up bitch, whilst I Log wag you good'

*slap, slap, slap*

Debbie: Ffs...is that it?? I've seen bigger chipoloattas. Call yourself a Log Wagger!?! Twig Wagger more like...

by FUCKUPHIMA January 24, 2015

wagger

one who wags uncontrollably

butch was a wagger b/c he never showed up to the game.

nikhil was a serious wagger when he missed the game for having a slight fever.

by master wagger himself April 25, 2009

Fanny Waggert

(n) a term of reference to a male peer which asserts a perfumed ponce doily flower shirted demeanor, worthy of swift physical punishment.

(etymology) Fanny Waggert (1823- 1899) was a formidable English Victorian spinster renowned for reducing grown men to servile dishwashers.

FANNY WAGGERT: "Reverend Corrigan, I hope you are going to help the Major in the garden when you have finished organising the knitting needles in terms of size?"

REV. CORRIGAN: "But of course Mme Waggert"

Over time, the usage has become derogatory.

Aye that lad Thommeh is a reet Fanny Waggert now he's got to marrying young Ethel Ballgrinder.

by Blue Meanie Fan Club May 26, 2014

Pussy Wagger

A female that uses her vagina to get things that she wants or someone who associates a man's value with the amount of sex that he gets from women.

A Pussy Wagger would do/say either of the following: A woman went a date with a man not because she liked him, but because it meant free dinner. " You're such a loser you don't even have a girlfriend."

by handlehacker March 22, 2016

Weenie wagger

A depraved male who shakes his organ in a public setting

Uncle Leo was a notorious weenie wagger who was banned from the bus terminal after he whipped it out mid-day

by AntoineStumpf February 15, 2022