waffle house

to fart while spinning in circle, thereby maximizing the area that your fart covers.

Damn, Paul just waffle housed Larry.

by Jordan W. October 16, 2007

Waffle House

A move in foreplay where either partner takes two waffles and makes a makeshift teepee placing their genitals in between for the other person's amusement

Do you like my waffle House sweetie; I made it for you?

by Jonathan Gagen October 4, 2018

waffle house

When a group of people buy a single lotto ticket and wins. But then the holder of the ticket cashes in and screws everyone over.

Let me sign that lotto ticket so you don't waffle house me.

by dirtysushi June 18, 2012

Waffle House

Otherwise know as WH. The Waffle House is a teenage hangout for teenagers in Springfield, Missouri. The true indie/intellectuals often go to the Waffle House in small groups. They usually only buy coffee, smoke cigarettes and talk amongst themselves. Crammed into a booth with their closest friends in the best way to spend their school or weekend nights. On occasion they order food, but rarely. It's a twist on beatniks going to coffee houses.

So, are we meeting up at Waffle House tonight?

by Cassandra Darling December 18, 2005

waffle house

Your local Goth hangout.

seriously, there's always loads of goths in the Waffle House.

by foshizzle5 January 2, 2007

Waffle House

when a group of about 12 teenage boys, usually from a private school, gets together around a table with a waffle in the middle, and masturbate to it. they have to cum on the waffle as fast as they can, because the last person to jizz on it must eat the waffle.

Steve: So who went to the waffle house last night?

John: The golf team.

Steve: Who lost?

John: Krishnan. It was fucking disgusting.

by internationalhouseofwaffles December 13, 2010

Waffle House

To get laid. Or to have sexual intercourse with a woman.

I got some Waffle House lastnight.

by Ghetto_Penguin February 1, 2005