WOMF

Stands for "Wank On My Face"

Mike: "Hey Joan, what's up?"
Joan: "WOMF! WOMF!!"
Mike: "Oh God, that's hot."

by RedKnight January 1, 2009

Womfat

Womfat - a cute but constantly foraging minature pincher dog looking for food to gorge on. Fece samples clearly reveal womfats consume everything & anything in their way. Real PIGS!!!

Maestros: Holy Shit Orville! I have no fuckin food left. A Tazmanian Devil must have went through my cupboards and pantry?
Orville: No Maestros. It's that fuckin Womfat you bought. They'll fuckin eat you right out of your house and home.
Maestros: Fuck!!! I knew I should have bought a weiner dog instead. Them Womfats eat everything in sight then give you the innocent puppy dog look:( aaaaaaarghhhh

by cruisin otter September 19, 2012

Woomf

Getting Banged Off Or Thrown Out

Hey Man, If You Don't Give Me My Underpants, I'm Gonna Woomf You

by ROG2008 July 7, 2020

woomfer

n: Term for a females (lady bits) used by Kenny the camera man in SCARY MOVIE whilst loking up Gail's skirt

"Gail i can see your woomfer from down here"

by The Sheriff of LIMEHOUSE May 4, 2006

Womf

A cunty woman however NOT a feminist. It can be used in substitution of “bitch”

“U tis a gae womf”

“HEY WOMF HOW IS U”

by Shawnquisha May 11, 2018

womfg

woah-oh-my-fucking-god

womfg their hott!!!?
woah oh my fucking god its too hot today!!?

by x-KAY-x August 10, 2006

Womf

A synonym for words such as, idiot, gay, dickead, bitch. A form of describing someone you do not like mostly judged on apearance.

BrUh, that girl looks like a whole womf.

by mullercow January 6, 2019