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Wet Vagina On My Face. Its derived from spelling out a verbal onamonapia that can be commonly used in situations where one finds themselves owning, pwning, or just putting the beat down on someone else. It's almost a natural sound people make, so you probably have said it, even unconsciously, at some point in life unless you are always getting owned. What people don't realize is that this sound is spelt "Wvomf" which ultimately stands for "wet vagina on my face."
"You're fat and have body odor. WVOMF!"
"Lawrence, we all know you don't have wet vagina on your face, but that was good; alright, next person...."
WVOMF by IHazAssumedCtrl October 21, 2010
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Ja'michael is a woomf.
woomf by Rawr18 June 11, 2017
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WVOMF • WOMF • womfg • womft • WOMFN • woomf • Womfa • Womfat • Womfi • Womfic
oh my fucking god, with wow added for the element of surprise or shock. Of course also used for reversed effect normally followed by obviously.
Stu: Coyne is here
Everyone: WOMFG!

or sarcasticly

m00se: Shep bums goats!
Stu: Womfg, obviously
womfg by simple jordan April 22, 2007
The female features of a man...
Yeah think about that for a second...
Am I a womfn? Am I a womfn?
Womfn by Talia DU BO ISSS May 15, 2018

comfy womfy 

Jasmin's bed is always COMFY WOMFY!
comfy womfy by monkii1111 May 26, 2011
Wow Oh My Fucking God - Used randomly at the beginning of sentences to show extra surprise. Also used sarcastically when something really isn't shocking.
WOMFG you have a cow on your head.

womfg by Sp00nlord April 13, 2007
Womf is the short way to say woman
"This womf stole my peanut butter and now I'm mad"
womf by lovexopam July 14, 2021
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